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[/'fɔ:tʃu:n/ 🫆 @_Forandy_]

"Amidst life's struggles, let us be healers, not carriers; light bearers, not burdens, so that we may mend hearts rather than add to the weight of their pain."

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A man in China dislocates his shoulder playing basketball, and a Foreigner saves the day

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

As a parent you shouldn't be telling your kids that you sacrificed your life for them, It’s hurtful and manipulative, and it’s not true. You chose to have your kids and nobody forced you to have them. Taking care of them is your responsibility.

[daddy ju @1eclercc]

i don’t know man, but the prerequisite of having this mindset is simply wickedness and witchcraft

[kshitij vaze @VazeKshitij]

PERFECT representation of Moore's law man!

[r. suleiman★(pl winner 2026🔴⚪️) @ra1eee]

Tinubu didn’t give you the fucking math set. It’s part of your waec fees🫩
I hate dumb kids

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

His animals living better than most of the people of his state.

[CRIX @OnyChr82021]

So you’re telling me Bruno Fernandes got 13 assists with Højlund up front, but Kevin De Bruyne got only 2 assists with that same striker all season?

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Nick Woltemade. To this day this is the best penalty I have ever seen.

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Imagine say your dual citizenship na
Naija and Pakistan 😂😂😂

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

The Vikings were known for invading and conquering kingdoms, taking their gold, jewels, lands, and even their women. Yet today, Norwegians proudly celebrate their Viking heritage.

Meanwhile, some of you are so eager to throw your own traditions and cultural identity under the bus because women are not allowed to break kola nuts.

Ndị ala😂

[Abraham Omolewa @OmolewaAbraham]

The poorer a country is, the larger the age gap between couples tends to be.

In Gambia, the average couple age gap is 15 years😭. While 2 year in Japan.

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Rice has taken 16 free kicks since he scored against Real Madrid and not scored.
He took 12 before that game and never scored.
His had 23 assists in 8 years in the Premier League.
The overhype for this player who runs around a lot and gesticulates for the cameras is staggering.

[Taiwo. 𝕏I𝕏 @4realzTaiwo]

Beans and moin moin is like eating your cake and having it 😭

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Female humor is just copying male humor and making it as unfunny as possible

[chris @ATR3lDES]

you can’t support both portugal and argentina thats against the law

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

✅ Costal Highway awarded to his ally’s company

✅ NELFUND loan for students who can previously pay their fees without loan.

✅ introduction of a new tax law and unveiling a new IRS ultra modern building for tax collection

✅ Eliminated regional bias in insecurity, both the north south now face the same insecurity issues!

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

He burst that man wey dy press phone head 😭😭😭

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“Kidn@ppers are not just holding those children without sponsors. Do you know the kind of work DSS does? They can track and arrest you anywhere. Out of anger, I said I wouldn’t vote, but I will vote because it is my right. I want to appeal to INEC and the judiciary not to disappoint Nigerians, because they have disappointed us before, including under a former INEC chairman.”

– Pastor David Ibiyeomie

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

they asked EA Sports man to do this and his people said “you’re not ready” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣