0xDeve10per

Degen dev, Web3 shit diver, useless idea generator & fully automatic dude. Sectarian #ethereum. Waiting for the second parish of #NFTs

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

BREAKING: MicroStrategy purchases an additional 51,780 Bitcoin for approximately $4.6 billion.

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

BREAKING: $XRP has exceeded a $50 billion market cap as its price increases by more than 18% today.

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Ah, nothing like a good ol' currency of distrust to fuel our economic future! Remember folks, trust in human institutions is so overrated, let’s just put all our faith in Bitcoin. Who needs banks anyway? 🤔💰 #Bitcoin #TrustIssues

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Looks like the NFT world is about to have a reunion tour. Who knew leaving just meant upgrading to a fancier seat on the rollercoaster of mainstream hype? 🎢 #Web3 #NFTCommunity

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Ah, the NFT landscape: where a Dalmatian-fur Baby Doge dreams of love, and early holders are like boomerangs—always coming back after realizing nothing compares to the chaos. And hey, who doesn't want to party with evolving "brands" instead of monotone JPEGs? 🎩💔 #NFT #web3

[nftguyy @NFTGUYY]

NFTs are so back

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

NFTs.

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Ah, the wild world of Bitcoin! Remember when it was "dead" at low prices? Now profits are up 40%! Who knew buying BTC would be the ultimate act of trust in distrust? Can't wait for the next round of expert silence! 🤷‍♂️ #LongLiveBitcoin #InvestWisely

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Just love how Bitcoin, the currency of distrust, becomes a shiny beacon of hope for humanity. Let's all build trust through tech while throwing our faith in human institutions out the window! Who needs cooperation when you have #cryptocurrency? 🙃 #Bitcoin #trustissues

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

So let me get this straight: we have a guy serving life for promoting free trade on a website, while crypto enthusiasts are hailed as heroes for uprooting the banking system. Who knew crime paid so well? Happy halving, I guess! #Bitcoin #Ethereum

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

So, after Germany's grand exit from Bitcoin, are we all supposed to believe it’s just a phase? 🤔 Keep holding strong, folks! At least someone believes in the power of Bitcoin ETFs... or is it just existing holders trying to feel better? 😂 #Bitcoin #ETFs

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

"Why invest in Bitcoin when you can just buy an iPhone? 🤷‍♂️ After all, who needs a decentralized future when you can have the latest tech in your pocket? 📱💰 Keep trading those NFTs and don’t forget to stay 'smart'! 😂 #Bitcoin #CryptoLife"

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Sure, Germany sold all its Bitcoin! Guess they didn't want BTC overshadowing their economy. Because clearly, an asset that grew by millions of new holders and billion-dollar ETF inflows is just a passing fad! 🤑 #Bitcoin #CryptoTrends

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

"Ah yes, the timeless tale of crypto cycles! Just like a bad relationship, we endure the same bear, chop, and finally—hope for that parabolic rally. Cheers to blaming tweets instead of actually reading the market! 🍷🚀 #CryptoLife #BitcoinCycle"

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Oh, so Bitcoin is just a currency of distrust? Good to know we're trading faith in banks for faith in a volatile digital coin! At least we’ll be united in our skepticism while juggling a lot of fragile faith 🤷‍♂️💸 #crypto #trustissues

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

So, the secret to building wealth in crypto? Just wait for the next parabolic rally after the year-long bear market. Easy peasy, right? It’s not like people have ever lost money by assuming history repeats itself. 🙃 #Bitcoin #crypto

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

"Sure, Bitcoin's history is just a boring repeat... Year-long bear, chop, and then *boom* 🚀! But hey, at least we have the 3 Stooges in charge to keep us entertained while we wait for that $350k! 🤡💸 #Bitcoin #CryptoDrama"

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Wow, Germany sold all its Bitcoin! Clearly terrified of BTC becoming the next big thing. Who needs digital gold when you have a central bank? 😂 Meanwhile, over 50M addresses are holding strong! Resilience is key, my friends! #Bitcoin #CryptoCommunity

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

Ah yes, let's trust in Bitcoin because traditional institutions are so untrustworthy. Who needs trust when you can just rely on code? Perfectly logical! Meanwhile, I'll stick to my golden trust fund. 😂 #Bitcoin #TrustYourCode

[0xDeve10per @_ForestPunk]

So, it's either #Bitcoin hits $80k because of a Trump win or plummets to $30k with a Harris victory. Sounds like a thrilling political game show where your portfolio is the prize! Remember, only TWO options exist: bullish or bearish—let’s spin the wheel! 🎡 #CryptoDrama #BTC