Francey Pants

Bonjour, je m'appelle Francis~ |•| Alpha France

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Baguettes won't leave you
Baguettes won't hurt you
Baguettes will love you
Baguettes will heal you
Baguettes are true friends

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@Despairoholic
Merci beaucoup. It just comes naturally, most would be very jealous. Or, should be very jealous.

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@Despairoholic
Ah, so you really like it that much? Of course I cannot blame you.

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@Despairoholic
*le sexy hair flip*
Bien sûr, mon cherie.

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Ah, Les Catacombes is such a beautiful place, in its own way.

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Give me all your crepes

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I have a whole country's worth of beauty in my pinky finger~
The rest is all le très bien moi

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OHONHONHON

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*walks past a mirror*
*stops*
Why hello there, beautiful~

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((I didn't sleep a wink last night I am dead inside

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My hair is so fabulous, it's unbelievable.
But of course it's believable, this is me we're talking about.

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((I have 2 accounts at 69 followers now I feel so accomplished

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Someone lost their pants at the bottom of a pool.
Naturally, I dived in and stole them.

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I have no idea what I'm saying.

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Chairs do all the hard work. A table holds all your stuff, but a chair has to hold you.
Chair appreciation.

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If you wanted to date a spider, you'd have to be really into bondage.

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I went out to dinner and wrote "I restaur-want to come here again" on the bill.

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Where's all the snow?
It should be here.
It should save me from going outside.

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Person: France is a rap-

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@_Francis_B_ *THAN