Bailey Ackerson

Making jokes, saving lives

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

Just gave my dog a haircut and honestly she looks awful

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

@AndrewKolvet

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The massive payouts to celebrities from the Harris campaign show what a sham all of the left’s “Hitler” rhetoric is. Oprah says she’s fighting against a Nazi takeover but won’t waive her 7-figure fee to show up?

What a joke.

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

My dad just asked me if I know what patronizing means

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

Does anyone else get anxiety in food city

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

The student discount should also be extended

[James @CaucasianJames]

jesus and his disciples would’ve loved my apartment’s rooftop. great gathering space. awesome view

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

Started the job search today. What the hell?

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

Literally all I want to do at the bars is play hide and seek

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

Today I am thankful that my brother Venmo’d me $30 to go towards our dads bday present. But I already bought the present. So that money is mine now.

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

I’ll have the soft shell spaghetti tacos please

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

Bigggg pet peeve of loud music during conversation

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

$5

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

It sucks that you don’t realize you’ve lost your rain jacket until it’s raining

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

Why is he so funny literally this guy could post a pic of his toe touching a chip and I would frame it

[James @CaucasianJames]

the rest is still unwritten…

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

I live to distract

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“you’re so funny” thanks it’s the trauma ❤️

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

as seen on Tiktok

[Target @Target]

If you could add a new Target aisle, what would it be?

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

“The delta 8 variant”

[Bailey Ackerson @_Free_Skittles]

I just wanna watch movies