Alexander Myers

Connoisseur of Awesome.

Thin noodle flavored with salt based sauce.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

I stand by every word.

When Ensemble Studios was murdered, the devs didn’t “die”. Some of us founded four new game studios. Some went and pollinated the rest of the industry. Everyone benefited except MicroSoft, who killed us.

And we were a studio that ought not to die. Studios that SHOULD die should go.

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@jacktronprime @JackPosobiec The media platformed her to be woke Mr Rodgers.

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@Gavin_McInnes I feel the exact same way

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@PimpMasterYoda1 The he-man movie was fun. Not perfect, but I had a blast watching it.
I won't go near Kevin Smith's he-man.

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@DJPh03NiX She's right!
I once met a crackhead at a record store. He told me that he got addicted to crack because he hung out with crackheads.

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@Nero I don't know. She's mean though.

[the Rich @Duderichy]

HEARTBREAKING: one of the dumbest people you know has a high verbal IQ so people think they’re right

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@Hunter_Eagleman People actually think it goes to a good cause. It's the same reason people give cash to transients with a cardboard sign.

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@The_GreatFisher @HurtboxTV @naranciagaming Holy shit 🤣

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@kenzietuff The fem outrage over the chat gpt model that was discontinued was pretty crazy stuff.

[T Wolf 🌁 @Twolfrecovery]

Costliest tweet in California's history.

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@DoinksTheFrog Your tweet is epic 🤣

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@DoinksTheFrog Fucking epic

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@TheRoyalSerf It's like a Dick Tracy villain. 😂

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

0.3% of the water consumed by US golf courses last year

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

1. Blake's Got a New Face.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about the best Vampire Weekend songs

probably more time than I’ve spent thinking about anything else in life

I think the top 2 is very clearly

1. Step
2. Hannah Hunt

After that, it gets trickier. I’d say

3. I Think Ur a Contra
4. Diplomat’s Son
5. Taxi Cab
6. Obvious Bicycle

and after that, you’re basically splitting hairs. you’re asking if prime Pamela Anderson is hotter than prime Carmen Electra

but I’d maybe say

7. Walcott
8. Don’t Lie
9. Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa
10. This Life
11. Ottoman
12 Mary Boone
13. Everlasting Arms
14. Harmony Hall
15. Ottoman
16. Ladies of Cambridge
17. California English Pt. 2
18. California English
19. White Sky
20. The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance
21. Oxford Comma
22. Finger Back
23. I Stand Corrected
24. Diane Young
25. 2021

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@dsonoiki 1. Blake's Got a New Face.

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

🤘

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This band, Cor64, plays the GoldenEye cover from Nintendo 64 and it goes incredibly hard

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@kenzietuff My girlfriend is totally like this but at the same time doesn't offer her political opinions when asked about them.
She lets me be the asshole for her. 😂

[Alexander Myers @_FreshCakes]

@kenzietuff I love ke$ha. Same thing?