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#momsonn #teenageer #nolimits #omegle

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We want, no.. we need FriendsTheMovie

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RT Phoebe and Mike are donating money to charity. #Phoebe: Buffay is spelled BUFFAY #Mike: And Mr.X is spelled, Mike Hannigan. (@MatyxMatyx)

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@friends_fans_ #Rachel: You idiot! #Chandler: I'm sure you're right, but why?

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And I'm not sure about this actor guy, because when he left a message and he heard my name "Chandler Bing", he said "Woah! Short message!"

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#Phoebe: "Oh, I slept with Billy Joel." Who hasn't? #FriendsFrases

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#Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine? #Dr.: Three. #Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three! #FriendsFrases

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Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil* #FriendsFrases

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Nada como assistir FRIENDS num domingo de manhã ^^

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#Mona: Ross! What are you doing?
#Ross: Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable. #FriendsFrases

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#Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent want to name their child Bethel? #FriendsFrases

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#Phoebe: And then we can teach them to sing and we'll be like the Von Trapp family. Although without the Nazis - no, that sounds kinda dull.

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#Chandler: Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.[Everyone stares at him.] Did I just say that out loud? #FriendsFrases

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#Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! #FriendsFrases

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#Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
#Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion. #FriendsFrases

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#Rachel: Just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal! #Chandler: I *knew* it!

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#Ross: Stupid British snack food. #Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class? #FriendsFrases

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#Chandler: If you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

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#Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. #FriendsFrases

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(+) I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. #FriendsFrases