Jerry

Training to save lives. Meanwhile, tweeting through the chaos.

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

It's about time we license people who prepare pilau, we can't be having too many quacks!

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Colloblue makes music for niggas in polytechnics

[Millan @Oliat_]

It's okay but no Ruto supporter should expect any financial help from me. A tutam fella asking for 2k urgently is very hilarious.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Scaloni is a caretaker. This team is managed by passion and heart for Messi

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

God wanted to play football, he had to shorten his name from Messiah to Messi

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

ngl Messi has lowkey lapped my father in the family ranking

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

When you do a quick search of a topic on Google & they give you the simplified version.

Like no no, I went to school. Give me hard mode.

[🏆 @Mwawasi__]

NEVER DOUBTED YOU MY GOAT! CHIYAAAZ

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[Rato 🪐 @Rato___Zondi]

Even if he stays crap for the rest of his career, I’ll never ever say anything horrible about him. I’ll keep defending him like he’s my blood.

[Jerry @_G3ra1d_]

@Oliat_ Hey Millan

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[UnknownGenius02 @unknowndiego02]

They know he is a loser

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The main challenge in life is women want their responsibilities treated as sacrifices but want men’s sacrifices to be treated as responsibilities.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[Miss Aretha ✨ @iMuthoni_]

Mlikataa kununua fridge magnets na you will pay for it the hard way 😂😂

[Akinkunmi @samadakin01]

Two players on Kvaratskhelia and he suddenly lost his dribbling ability. You guys will respect Lamine by force.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!! 🏆

[Dr. William Ojwang @WillyOjwang]

Bachelor of Medicine & Bachelor of Surgery still remains the greatest course to pursue at the university!

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

they’re going to line up all of Pep’s 500 trophies for City at the Etihad on Sunday and it’s gonna be so beautiful