GYRØN 🫯

IG: @_gyron | dad | 28

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

if my future self is watching me right now, my bad gang. i'm figuring it out.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

i love plans until it's time to participate.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

why do errands require an emotional warmup?

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

i'm financially stable until i leave the house.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

being grown is a subscription i never signed up for.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

my brain got 37 tabs open and one of them playing music.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

i don't procrastinate. i give problems time to solve themselves.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

some of y'all wake up ready to argue. impressive.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

i be needing a vacation from the weekend.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

my money be leaving like it got somewhere better to be.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

i'm not ignoring anybody. i'm just enjoying nobody needing me.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

my sleep schedule was assembled without instructions.

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

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[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

@KiDCuDi ngl bro.. you not coming to Houston hurt dawg.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

Be honest. Are y'all actually saving money or just moving the same $200 back and forth? 😭

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

Nobody talks about how expensive it is to get your life together.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

Serious question though.. What's something that becomes less impressive the older you get?

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

Your comeback doesn't need an announcement. Just let people notice the difference.

[GYRØN 🫯 @_GYRON]

$100K a year doesn't even sound rich anymore. It sounds like breathing room.