G. Andrew

...Is this thing on?

[mau @rllydu]

hearing my boss’s footsteps coming so i put twitter down and stare at my screen like this

[G. Andrew @_G_Andrew]

Every online purchase comes with like 10 emails now.

[G. Andrew @_G_Andrew]

They should invent a portion of Carne Asada fries that’s for one person and not 10.

[Erin Vanderhoof @vanderhoofy]

man it sucks so much being like 7 to 10 years into a career where the idea was that eventually you would be compensated fairly once you have experience right as the entire industry decides it hates its employees so much

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

This is what twitter feels like

[kev @AwestruckVox]

RIP GOAT, THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES 🙏🏾

[gabe | saw adele 2x @probdaydreaming]

LMFAO PLEASE

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Little mama would definitely survive a horror movie 😂😂😂

[mrs. payne @MadeNChynna]

Fun fact, Megan thee Stallion gave me .004 bitcoin in 2020 & it’s now worth $377 lol

[itmeJP @itmeJP]

I've never been more called out by a meme before

[G. Andrew @_G_Andrew]

People that only play wordle

[Jay ♛ @Wavymafia]

Please do not settle for half assed connections you deserve to be loved out loud.

[Sullivan @Dimosar]

this is what having a wizard in your contacts is like

[G. Andrew @_G_Andrew]

@theestallion shut down staples tonight. God damn. The real deal.

[G. Andrew @_G_Andrew]

I haven’t updated my Twitter app since before x happened so I’m running a really old version and with every feature change on x, my Twitter app breaks a little.

I feel like that old couple on the titanic that just chose to lie there.

The app is filling with water. I’m so cold,

[onion person @CantEverDie]

it is very funny that every single change on twitter in the last two years has been done only to benefit the ever expanding group of insane perverted bigots

[G. Andrew @_G_Andrew]

Your entire first day back from a long vacation always feels like floating through a dream.

[G. Andrew @_G_Andrew]

You used to be able to ride your bike indoors but now you can’t, thanks to Professor Oak.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

It works lol

New search After adding udm=14

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit