Can someone please help me understand how this is not classed as a @_DeclanRice Assist for @bet36 but I get points in my fantasy? He clearly puts the corner in and only the opponent's keeper has touched it before Calafiori bags... ๐
Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.
@WilliamHill#yoursodds This Saturday - Arsenal to win, BTTS, Arsenal over 2.5goals.
Leicester BTTS draw.
Newcastle BTTS, over 2.5total goals, over 5.5cards.
Put your hands up if you took Ollie Watkins out of your @OfficialFPL team this week... and he got a hatrick: 23 points ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ #FantasyFootball
๐ท DEFENCE STATEMENT ๐ท
1. There was no party
2. If there was a party, I did not attend
3. If I did attend the party, I did not realise it was a party
4. If I attended the party and realised it was a party, I did not know that parties were banned under the rules that I wrote.