Garrett M. Morgan

Optimistic but realistic.

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

My neighbor has a corded weedeater. It’s painful to see.

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

@JeffBezos you gotta get these Amazon vans out the middle of the road

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

I Swapped LeBron and KD's Careers https://t.co/E3zq1xN0El via @YouTube

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

I just want a basic car wash without talking to anybody. And no, I don’t want a membership.

[Steve Caparotta, Ph.D. @SteveWAFB]

By no means is this is an exhaustive list and totals are preliminary but here are some of the numbers reported so far today.

Baton Rouge likely experienced its 2nd biggest snow event on record, trailing only 1895.

[NFL @NFL]

.@LSUfootball and @LSUbaseball alums @JayD__5 and @__dc4__ were both drafted with the No. 2 overall pick to Washington teams.

They linked back up in New Orleans pregame today. 🤞

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

Yall remember what word you spelled wrong in the spelling bee?

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

Wait a minute….

Regular season rings for beating LSU😨

Super bowl confirmed

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

Scratch this. She’s MVP 😆

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

I be agreeing with Stephen A sometimes. This is definitely one

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Stephen A. Smith says the Rookie of the Year race is over, and Caitlin Clark is in the conversation for MVP

“There is no debate. I understand Angel Reese has been doing her thing with the double-doubles—like, 24 straight double-doubles and all that. Major props to her, and she deserves it; she's gonna be number 2. But Caitlin Clark is gonna win Rookie of the Year. Caitlin Clark is in the conversation—she ain't gonna win it because A’ja Wilson is there. But Caitlin Clark is in the conversation for league MVP. I don't know if you already know that, but she's in the conversation—league MVP as a rookie.”

(Via @FirstTake )

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

Out of anyone I’m glad it was Elon to share this. Gives me hope for myself

[Sir Will @Willie_Beamerr]

Nick Saban giving praise to Saturday Nights in Tiger Stadium in his acceptance speech💜💛🐯

“Ever been in Tiger Stadium on a Saturday Night?”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This guy had a court date for his suspended license

He joined the Zoom call while driving. You can’t make it up

[Todd Politz @tpolitz]

LSU overcame an 8-run deficit, the tied-2nd-largest comeback victory in both @LSUbaseball history and in any @SEC Tournament game.

Tigers trailed 8-0 in M4, won 12-11 in 10 innings.

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

And then at the end, they just turn even if the light is red

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

Nothing is worse than the people who sit in the middle of the intersection waiting to turn left

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

Imagine being a grown ass man with rubber ducks on your dashboard

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

I don’t know if Cardi B just has beats that go hard or if she makes beats sound hard

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

I don’t always eat trail mix. But when i do i pick the almonds out

[Garrett M. Morgan @_Garrett_Morgan]

Having a kid be like:

“Take a picture!”…

“Dammit”