youknow._who

Sarcasm khoon me hai.

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

Dear Guests,
Dopahar ka ek baje koi time hota hai kisi ke ghar ghumne aane ka?
Nahi aap bataiye ye koi tareeka hai ?

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

I am an MBA student and my pronouns are, Basically / USP / Assignment graded hai ya individual.

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

He is a 10 but doesn't say "Oho" to my "jeene mera dil luteya".

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

@zomato Tumko kya ussey? Kaun sa free khana bhejne wale ho!

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Me: What a news! Wallah habibiiii...

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

Me and my teammates everytime we meet:

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@BabyCheemz Bolne ke liye hojaate hain agar apne Jaan pehchan ka koi hua toh. Achha feel karwane k liye 🌝🌝

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

Indian parents are cool with inter-caste, inter-faith marriages unless it's about their own kids.

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I am in that stage of my life where I don't care how I look in somebody else's post. You feel like uploading, do it...Even if I look like a hippo that's been in the sun for like 28 days straight surviving on dead ants.

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MBA students either be studying their ass off OR dancing on "Laga le Lu jab lipistic" in a DJ party. There's no in between.

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Kitna bhi try kar lo bunny, operations ke class me jaag nahi paogey.
#justmbathings

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I thought "Someone who is happy to see you in trouble is the WORST"! But "People who make you feel stupid for who you are", proved me wrong.

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@Rakeshify @zomato Chalo chalein!!!!

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It's so peaceful when your partner is also your bitching buddy. Na moral policing na judgement .. Just harmless bitching😌

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

A lady in my compartment shouted "SILENCE",cz she was tired watching movies at full volume without earphones on till 7am and now at 3pm wants to sleep.
BITCH! 😊
#trainjourneys

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

Once an MBA student starts saying BASICALLY, there's no going back.

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One week into MBA and mfs are up for debate 24*7, saying
"MBA me aisa hi hota hai".
No Bhushan!! Tujhe naak ghusane ki aadat hai!

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

@Rakeshify Ugh!! Don't get me started 🥲

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

Behave like a woman!
*When I yelled at him for abusing me in front of the whole class*.

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Dumb and mean things told by my Ex/Exs. A thread.

Please yawn a bit gracefully
🙄

[youknow._who @_GeeTea]

"Are your exams more important than me?"
*when I said "I have to study at night and can't talk" *