📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣

Superhero keyboard appreciator. FBI won’t buy my account until I get 1,000 followers. he/him

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

The year, 2034, a black hole is devouring Earth's core and congress is voting to build a particle accelerator to neutralize it.

Pres Buttigieg rushes in to inform them the Senate Jabberwocky didn't come out of it's hole so the session can't begin for another 6 weeks.

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

@HiveFleetHodag @thetrillbillies I listened twice and THEN while forced to be in a work van with a coworker for too long decided to put it on to introduce him to the pod. I guess he decided not to subscribe but an effort was made nonetheless!

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@JJSantaniello @KoeiTecmoUS I’m spooked already

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@xaeromancer @ClaireMax What kind of Cheetos do you want. I want spicy. Spicy what?$?!

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

@JimSterling It ever so slightly warms my heart that real existing examples of better systems are out there. Now I just gotta figure out how to qualify to immigrate to one of those places while having no skills.

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@rebeccaVIII @DaftLimmy Writing these all down.

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@lolumOKUR @katewillett Men are screen creatures. Don’t you dare show me an image of myself or my surroundings!

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@ElectricChimp @lolumOKUR Life’s hard in the doomed commercial area.

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@hodgetwins @POTUS I came here to dunk on Biden too but this is some extra dumb shit…

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

@SilvermanJacob lol, lmao even...

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

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[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

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[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

@daveanthony I know the right wing uses a fart analogy to pretend masks don't work but man when I cover my face even with something imperfect like a shirt sleeve the smell of a noxious fart is drastically reduced... Even idiots like me can understand this...

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

@Gabrus @manoagapion @doughboyspod @nicolebyer @BDayBoysMitch @headgum Excellent. How many cans will we need?

[gabrus🚽 @Gabrus]

it's happening...LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED
8th Annual High & Mighty Thanksgiving Eve Power Hour
TIX @ https://t.co/pIb0Qi1n1F

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

@NerdistExtreme @lucca72767225 @antoniogm My VP presenting me with three folders and me picking my favorite is the real labor.

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@ethereal226 @MattGertz I'm not here to defend the guy but the crime he is famous for was one of the cool ones.

[Tarence Ray @tarenceray]

I miss when weird little fiction writers were still players on the scene. Now we just get the bad art friend or whatever. Bring back the chaotic fiction writer

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@tarenceray Deleting my perfect rebuttal instead of hitting "reply"

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@Lubchansky Everyone is Homer Simpson

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Zuck and Elon are galactic trendsetters. Hope Gates and Bezos join the Billionaire Blow Half Your Net Worth Challenge before the end of 2023

[📣Revachol Citizens Militia Gun Seizures📣 @_GeneMarcus]

Elon is going to singlehandedly drive up twitter usage by posting every dumb thought and enticing us into logging on to dunk on it.