Gerame

Biogas-to-Bitcoin infrastructure innovator, futures trader, posts are not financial advice. Tend to squawk breaking news wires at random times.

[Gerame @_Gerame]

@realwillreil Yay! Happy for you, they work wonders

[NFL @NFL]

Panthers LB Nic Scourton suffers torn ACL and is out for the season. (via @RapSheet + @CameronWolfe)

[Cobie @cobie]

The world you grew up in no longer exists

[Nelk Boys @nelkboys]

AFTER 92 HOURS WE FINALLY MADE IT.. BACK TO BACK FOR KYLE

[Gerame @_Gerame]

@skirano No we are not. You are… insider…

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Meta to reportedly build a $9,000,000,000.00 AI data center in Alberta, Canada.

[Gerame @_Gerame]

@OpenAI What the fuck is Do Kwon going to jump out and scare me when I load it up tommorow.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

>be Bryan Johnson
>decide death is optional if you throw enough money at it
>two million dollars a year, thirty doctors on call
>eat 1,977 calories of beige vegan paste a day, the one diet humans were never built to run on
>pick it, of all things, as your route to living forever
>chase every meal with a hundred-plus supplements to plug the holes the paste leaves
>hide from the sun under a hat and a UV umbrella, caked in mineral sunscreen
>the star that grew every living thing on earth, dodged like a mugger
>treat red meat like it's radioactive
>iron sits on the floor for years, however many pills you throw down
>"I may have the best biomarkers ever recorded"
>thirty doctors, and not one can say why the iron won't hold
>finally biopsy the stomach
>your own immune system has been turning on it for years
>autoimmune gastritis, the exact tissue that pulls in iron and B12, breaking itself down
>go on X to announce "my stomach is eating itself"
>the nutrients you can no longer hold are the ones a plate of red meat gives away for free
>mfw you dodged the sun, refused the meat, lived on pills, and your body still chose to eat itself

[Gerame @_Gerame]

@Luizmd So I guess one could say; The worlds “Healthiest” man is no longer the worlds healthiest man…

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo will reportedly retire from international football after the World Cup.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Kyle Lowry is set to retire as a Toronto Raptor!

The Raptors will sign Lowry to a one-day contract next week for his official retirement and plan to retire his No. 7 jersey during the upcoming season, @JLew1050 confirms.

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Extended 😈

The Toronto Raptors announced Thursday that they have agreed to a multi-year extension with head coach Darko Rajaković.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

LOWRY IS RETIRING AS A RAPTOR 🐐

Kyle Lowry is signing a one-day contract to retire with the Toronto Raptors, per @MichaelGrange 🦖

[Gerame @_Gerame]

@younweb3 Canada 2, Swiss 1.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

Canada moves to ban under-16s from social media, regulate AI-SCMP

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

OPENAI PREPARING TO RELEASE A NEW AI MODEL, CODENAMED 5.6 THIS MONTH -THE INFORMATION

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists say AI has decoded communication patterns in mice, dolphins, apes, birds, whales, & cuttlefish — could eventually lead to humans communicating directly with animals.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

ANTHROPIC SETS CLAUDE OPUS 4.8 FAST MODE PRICES AT $10 PER MILLION INPUT TOKENS AND $50 PER MILLION OUTPUT TOKENS.

[Gerame @_Gerame]

Long day.