SarahMarieComeaux

welp, this is life.

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It’s been about a year since I’ve logged onto twitter. I forgot how wild it is here.

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Due to recent events on social media, I’ve gotten a lot of work done today at work. & if it continues I might actually clean my house when I get off. 😑

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Fuck living in a disaster zone. 🙄

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*lights go off* Ahna- “can you try to turn on my t.v now”

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Avery isn’t fucking with his dad lately & mama is worn out.

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*watching a movie for the 6th time*
Ahna - “omg what happened?!”

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Yay for Avery not waking up 15 times last night.

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Part of me thinks it’s sweet that Avery wants to be touching me. The other part of me wants him to just sleep while I do house shit.

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If y’all wondering, brandon likes to dress Avery in skin tight collar onesies. So basically training him to be frat-tastic at the age of 4 months.

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Why is getting tubes tied not defeminising when a woman gets it done but a vasectomy is demasculating to a man? When one you have to literally have surgery with a 6 week recovery and the other is done in an office with 3 day recovery. 🤔

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Also, moral of the story is Avery is putting Ahna and Brandon through it this morning while I take a bath.

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*leaves a bottle on the night stand for brandon to feed Avery*
*avery wakes up screaming*
B- I don’t know what’s wrong with him. *5 mins later* you wanna feed him or want me to make a bottle.

Tf you mean you don’t know what’s wrong with him. 🤦‍♀️

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Me on Sunday: “I’ll go grocery shopping on Monday”
Monday: *tornado warnings and pouring rain*
Me: *calculating how much pizza delivery would be for the week so I don’t have to go*

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Now we wait and see.

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Brandon’s applying to LSU to finish his degree… 5 years & two babies later. #ItsNeverTooLate 🙌

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When brandon said he ran the numbers and I could *technically* be a stay at home mom. 😍

But I’m not.

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Issa whole mood doing yard work & upgrading your own space.

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Love when a 4am feeding turns south and instead of going back to sleep it turns to bathing and showering.

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@codylsexton I need the same energy tonight

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Okkk Avery come through with the 8 hours of sleep then.