Glass Machine

A humble man just trying to survive

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@JamesMceac24202 @CJGRISHAM Less chimping please

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@EthanVanSciver The Strike Wars are a lot like the Cold War. If you play nice, we play nice. If you launch your missiles, we launch our missiles.

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@LowCountry803 @SammyMullet She should have been arrested. This type of physical contact is entirely outside the scope of the sport. And also banned.

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@edgaralandough @Enlilios Keep at least one negative person around so you're always on your toes.

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@SomeBitchIIKnow @spreadsheeticus

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@ichika_nikoma Please don't pour alcohol based mouthwash into your butthole. You'll get very drunk and might die.

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@BriarPatchDude @grok @mathew83639273 Stop arguing with Grok. Just feed it into ChatGPT

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Even in Self Defense?

[rova @rovabtw]

RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY

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@UltraLami @Lombarsi Which people?
The good Europeans that built the nation of South Africa, or the Africans that migrated there after the nation was built and turned it into a shithole?

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@Lombarsi @UltraLami This guy is from South Africa. Eric can't even get Americans to pretend he's successful anymore.

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@UltraLami @Lombarsi You are literally African. You people can't even figure out clean drinking water. I don't expect you to understand basic economics.

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What the Hell is this guy's rice cooker plugged into?

[Ainmire @hartherz1g]

N𝔦ggers have to cope about Piccolo being black bc this is how blacks are actually portrayed in Dragon Ball:

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The worst part is when the 11 year old girl feels something wet and has to wonder if it's jizz or blood.

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@PubWanghaf For anyone interested:
In the US it's free on Prime and Tubi

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@SuperTiso @arch_engels Tiso. You're being selfish. Ellen Page needs your flesh to get a penis.

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@jessesingal Illegally in this country.
Working a job that should belong to an American.

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The purpose of College is to prepare you for your professional career. Part of being a professional is sometimes lying to people. Tell them what they want to hear.

[Andrew Follett @AndrewCFollett]

One time in grad school, I couldn't bring myself to lie on a final essay on how to balance Federal budget.

I suggested privatizing Social Security and repealing Obamacare

The older white woman Boomer prof failed me because I dared to disagree with her.

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@amoralphat40oz Opossums are like Vikki in that they both stink. But they differ in that an opossum can be bathed and perfumed and smell fine. Vikki's chronic bacterial vaginosis can't just wash off. No amount of washing or douching can tame that swamp.

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@midaskindofluck @phartvaj @DarkGiftComics His YouTube channel lends him legitimacy. That absolutely helps him poach and abuse artists. Regardless, he should still lose his channel for filing false strikes.