Tres Not Dos

Remember I’m only joking unless you’re down 🤫😏

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@brzusiobolusio I never got how roommates became so overly invested with each other. Maybe you should invite someone over on those days too 😂😂

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@gotrice2024 As a person who has done both jobs…sometimes both packages aren’t in the same bag or even in the same truck believe it or not. If she reports it damaged once she gets back to the warehouse they literally have a person waiting for her to give it to and they scan to confirm…

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@NaturalSenseIAm @CollinRugg I mean I hear yall but I’m sure he’d rather be dead than in jail so in a way he won 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@MileyCyrusBz This convo is tired raven had a record deal at 5 making her the youngest to ever be signed to a major label at that time… it’s not about race but it’s also definitely about race because just like white people weren’t watching Raven black people weren’t really on Miley…

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@CurttiMagurtti And my goofy ass tryna take up for him im like ok i see the scallops… maybe the shrimp on the side that side ways one could be a shrimp 🤔

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@Uzmaniaaa Yall do realize there are a lot of halal restaurants and food options… and you can get a lot of the same food items from other animals as a pig.. there’s a such thing a beef pepperoni 💀

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@DESI0RE Tbh both a waste because honestly you can pack a single bowl and be smacked 😂👌🏾

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@Recklsss_ I feel both sides if uk you’re young and not finna pay the note why fck up your credit for a car they’re going to come take 😂👌🏾 but at the same time you can buy a used car from a dealership too and still not be a mechanic 💀

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[BUCKS BABY @1bucksbaby_]

i love a bitchhhh that listennnn

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@crumbl The worm is probably chocolate mud pie or something

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

They always say men shouldn’t have daughters because they’ll be treated how their father treated women….

Nah God please give me a daughter so I can show her how to run game on you niggas just as sure as her name is Dwayne

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

See the problem with so many of yall is you think you know the next person business when you don’t even know how to properly wash ya ass 😂👌🏾 but see a nigga like me will help you live in that delusion shtty booty 🤧

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

@bgctea2020 Now Jamal 😒😂

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

I’m not gone say it was woody but… #RichHomieQuan

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

Her: I’m buying breakfast and guess who’s card it’s on…

Me: yours ?

Her: no yours

For context we have the same account but for whatever reason she has my card and hers on Apple Pay and she thinks using mine is better even though it’s the same money 💀

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

Katt Williams : My white family

Black people:

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

Waiting on Katt Williams to stop “telling the truth” and say something funny

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

Party face after realizing he just caught a stray for being an OV Hoe 🤧

[Tres Not Dos @_Goblin_King]

Not he called him malibu most wanted 💀

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

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