Hank Mardukas

This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. ~Elmer Davis #Family

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

We’re all arguing about Miami, Alabama, Notre Dame and overlooking that TWO groups of 5 schools are occupying spots when they have zero business playing in it this year.

Tulane lost 45-10 to Ole Miss.

JMU only played ONE P4 school and lost by 14.

What a mess

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

@lids ITS STILL ALL CAPS!!

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

Either people don’t watch football, or have Notre Dame derangement syndrome

Notre Dame last year beat Indiana, Georgia, Penn State consecutively

They have a better QB this year, the 2 best Running backs in america, and one of the best OLines

Lost by 3 at Miami in the rain in their QBs first game

Lost by 1 to the #2 team on a botched extra point

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

Bro took it seriously

[New York Jets @nyjets]

"I was on the sideline like we don't need to do any work"

-Justin Fields on the special teams TDs 🤣

[Harrison Glaser @NYJetsTFMedia]

Repost if you want the #Jets to extend Breece Hall

Let 'em know 🗣 @nyjets

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

Accountability

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Mat Barzal will be a healthy scratch on Thursday after showing up late to the rink, Patrick Roy told reporters (h/t @AGrossNewsday)

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

Weaver… a one hit wonder

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Drinking dat dirty water

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

Again your shit fucking app wants to do some dummy shit @gothamsports log me out/ system crash right at a Yankees walk off… yall owe me something at this point of ruining stuff

[Brandon 🇩🇴🇵🇷 @BronxBombrs]

Mfs in 2017: “Who cares if Judge has more home runs? Altuve has a higher batting average! He’s the MVP!”

Mfs in 2025: “Batting average doesn’t matter! Big dumper has more home runs so he deserves to win MVP!”

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

@JamesGall23 Yankees 🤝 Mets

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

@JamesGall23 Shut the fuck up

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

Your app is trash @gothamsports

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

@JamesGall23 If Spencer Jones ain’t here I riot

[IB THE GAMBLER 🔌 @incarceratedbob]

#MLB Rumors:
Arizona Diamondbacks are asking for either OF’s Spencer Jones OR Jasson Dominguez as headliners in a package for (3B) Eugenio Suarez who will be a free agent after season.

#Mariners #Cubs #Tigers also in pursuit.

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

Lineups are set a week in advance… zero feel just numbers

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

No Cody Bellinger today with momentum…playing the division leaders? Seems like a strange decision to make.

[Chris @JetfanChris24]

“You look happier.”

Thanks, the Jets front office is showing signs of competence

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

@JamesGall23 Manfred is the worst commissioner in all professional sports

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

@JamesGall23 No one cares anymore

[Hank Mardukas @_Goey]

@gothamsports app may be the biggest piece of garbage ever created