Gaseous Clay

Perennial league leader in many unimportant categories. Real Eater, super hater

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Don’t tell my fiancée but eating disorder might be back in a big way ‼️

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Tucking in my shirt after shitpooping in the work bathroom makes me feel so skinny and petite every time. What a feeling man

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Drunk as hell and playing in a flag football tournament in 8 hours. I’m gonna be out there like pre-lasik Jameis throwing to whoever

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

@EsportsBrock Brock, I am once again asking you your advice regarding: Worthy, Bucky, Pittman, or Bateman (in both PPR and half lol)

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Was trying to steal company time by taking pooping in the office and they decided to have a fire drill

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

@EsportsBrock Bucky, Pittman, or Pearsall in Full PPR?

[sky @skyzqrs]

@fullmetaIbf id kms infront of her

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

@peytn_boywonder LMFAOOOOOO stocking stuffer

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Guess who sent me this

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Everytime I have to go into the office for the sake of "chemistry" and "cohesion" it ruins my whole fuckin week lol. Coworkers are not your friends and you don't need to drive an hour to sit quietly in a cubicle next to them LMFAO

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

@phoeniciaprince Like you’re telling me you need something now but aren’t specific with what you want and are playing games with me. Make it make sense

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

I hate bullshit like this, just say both you joking ass bitch

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

How many dollars a share are you putting down on racehorse semen futures

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

What else is there?

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Fuck it, cuck chair in the restaurant bathroom

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Just watched the Notebook for the first time. That woman is a nasty skank

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

Shitty ass fuckin ballot P fuckin U

[Dan Gelston @APgelston]

My BBWAA Hall of Fame Ballot

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

@ButtCrackSports They should be on opposite sides

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

One of them (NOT me) is gonna mail him anthrax for Christmas

[Simon Charles @S_CharlesNFL]

“She came for Travis Kelce but she’s gonna be leaving with me” #Patriots tight end Hunter Henry’s jokes after his strong performance today against the Chiefs…

Henry also adds “she’s attractive but her fans would be too annoying for me. Swifties are the worst”

[Gaseous Clay @_GoodnightM00n]

@awfulannouncing He’s right about all but Dak