“I’ll tell you what’s hard to swallow, Sister, is the fact you don’t know two craps about how I treated Roy! You get his side of the story and think that’s the whole deal?! Well it isn’t! So don’t you dare start lecturing me about our relationship!”
“I usually meet elaborate with a boxing glove arrow to the face. Cuts through all the crap and makes pompous jackasses like you look like the dumb clowns you really are.”