Greg Porter

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[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@TracBielsajc1 Hello mate. Are these still going? How much for the pair? And where are the seats? Thanks

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

Just asked for a taster of a beer in Shepherds Bush Empire

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@TomSCotton @TimeOutLondon had seen this and got reet excited. you asking me out?

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@steven_burrell @thegreatescape @idlesband @CharlesWatson__ @erolalkan @BurgerBrethren @boy_azooga @trudymylove @lifebanduk Awww...shucks. I would have loved some chips with that burger though.

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@DrPaulDresser Certainly is. He loves a good nibble.

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@MurrayLYoung Sounds like a fetish.

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@CalumHider Good lad!

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@familyscraps They're a piece of cake. So much so, I fell asleep in mine. Hope you're alright.

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

They literally just mean a party after your gig. I once went to a World Cup after party. I didn't expect Bobby Moore to be on the decks. https://t.co/SMuj8rU52h

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@DrPaulDresser One of editions, yes. Better than that though - we've got one of these muppets.

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@DrPaulDresser Of course you're right, but how's your dog?

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

I went to Gibraltar once. It was absolutely bloody awful.

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@Greaves_Colin Oh young Colin. You can get a whole range of Radler flavours. I had a rank grapefruit one last year.

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@Greaves_Colin In Germany - the home of Radler! What flavour?

[Tyne and Wear Metro @My_Metro]

No trains Jarrow - South Shields due to flooding. Go North East are accepting Metro tickets on bus services 27, 88.

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@Rich_W27 I cannit wait!

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@Rich_W27 Not bad mate. Off to see the Shins! How are you?

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

THE SHINS

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@aguiarpalmas Thank you! Although my Portuguese isn't so good. Desculpe!

[Greg Porter @_GregoryPorter]

@Rich_W27 @BBClamacqshow MY HEART!