CrushLimbaugh

Crushin free samples and day drinking in a porta potty near you

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@Zara_588 18

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@srchilaquilles @49ers Say what you will but he's getting all ultimate bites, we all think it he just does it 🐐

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@AB84 Blood oath.

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My carbon footprint is fuckin huge.

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Sporks should be mandatory.

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If you wear the same shitty smelly old clown mask that's falling apart for every Halloween congratulations you're somebody's dad.

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@TPAIN Epiphany album= all bangers. Fight me.

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Costco needs a bar.

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Just watched a friend eat the gross part at the end of a banana without even a flinch. We are no longer friends and I called the cops.

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Fuck I'm tired. #My3WordDailyRoutine

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You're not responsible enough to have a kid if you can't even afford two ply toilet paper.

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Psychics are mind reading strippers.

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Got my girl to start an OF for her feet. Toes before bros. We bouta clean up.

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As a white dude in today's America, I can honestly say...nothing.

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Just because the pandemic is ending does't mean we're hanging out. I still have social anxiety and you're still a loser.

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Black lunch lady at Hogwarts

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Everybody got a wonky ey e

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Silence is peanut butter in a world made of jelly.

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Anyone touches my fries it's on site.

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Cuz Superman wasn't super on krypton. #EarthDay