Galaletsang

Jacky of all trades. Master of cooking 🥘| AWS☁️| Computer Systems Engineer👩🏿‍💻 | Plant Mother🌱| Living life outside of Twitter 🧘🏽‍♀️

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[k❤️‍🔥⁴⁷ @kwandsssssss]

never let americans host anything again

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am still amazed by the total unwillingness of Shakira’s hips to engage in falsehood.

[♡ @sajz3zo]

this is the equivalent of weighted bulgarian split squats for your jaw

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“protein banana matcha oat latte” i don’t know how much longer i can do this.

[gojo @defi_gojo]

life after seeing me happy for more than 2 days

[hater de homens🪑🙍☠️ @oquepequena0]

É muito injusto pra nós, mulheres, porque os homens vêem mulheres lindas todos os dias, enquanto nós vemos um homem bonito uma vez a cada 5 anos :(

[＊ @jaraaxz]

🤧

[Céline🇧🇷🇱🇧 @lebrazill]

There are people supporting england that have never supported england before

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[mari @fcmareee]

for example nothing

[fishy and chips I DID NOT BUY PREMIUM @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

For example nothing

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[L’incompris Sage  𝕏 @IncomprisSage]

J’ai averti un fumeur des effets néfastes du tabagisme sur ses poumons et il m’a demandé quel serait l’avantage de mourir avec des poumons en bonne santé.

[Galaletsang @_Gxli]

“Human engineers” 😭😭😭

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Ford rehires more than 300 veteran human engineers after it says AI failed to deliver the same level of expertise.

[me irl @me_when_irl]

“Finally finished my degree, can’t wait to start my career”

The world:

[Zakiyah @ZakzR]

All the sneaker resellers are closing down 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ nature is healing