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@shcro1 @chrissyteigen Can you just not? She can express views about her own healing however she wants. It’s not your job to police how a person describes their own mental health.

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@b17raymo @realDonaldTrump Land doesn’t get a vote; only people. Doesn’t matter how big an area of land is if nobody lives there...

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#USElection2020 #electiongothic #TrumpvsBiden #USElection2020 #USElectionResults

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@katy_kmr Similar issues in sheriff courts across Scotland - telephone hearings ‘can’t be accommodated’, documents aren’t being accepted by post or email despite guidance saying this is now allowed. It’s essentially business as usual in all but name.

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@stuarttooley @david_raine @theSpurtle @ToppingsEdin So my attempt to buy books incognito didn’t go that well then?

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@edinhelp @EdinburghTrams please help! My husband has left our car keys in his office and can’t get them til tomorrow and our car is at Ingliston Park and Ride. Is there any way we can avoid the car being towed? We can collect car tomorrow.

[HJP @_Ha_Ja_Pa_]

@HouseofHelpers hello! I sent you a DM earlier about getting a replacement gift card and didn’t receive a response and now can’t send you any further messages (see attached pic). Can you let me know the process for replacing a gift card?

[HJP @_Ha_Ja_Pa_]

Our cat's name: Panther

What we actually call him: Panthy, Monsieur le Panth, black cat, beany toes, smallest peanut, tiny bean, Panth, OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING? and (closely associated) OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU VOMITING UP?

[Jen 'mostly updates only, alas' Williams @sennydreadful]

Our cat's name: Pyra

What we actually call her: Pie, Pie-pops, MC Tiny Squeaks, Daft'Apeth, Smelly, Smellybum, Poppet, Absolute Pain in the Arse, the Camberwell Puma.

[HJP @_Ha_Ja_Pa_]

Who wants to bet the @EveningStandard doesn't have any scots on its editorial team...

#jobbies #jobbymoon #💩🌚

[HJP @_Ha_Ja_Pa_]

I have watched this nine thousand times https://t.co/QfpjJlDl1M

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Ladies and gentlemen I give you, a seal with hiccups.

[HJP @_Ha_Ja_Pa_]

@CostaCoffee Natalie. Look at it. Even if you spread out the three teeny slices in that corner, they wouldn't come close to filling the rest of sandwich, would they? This is a shamwich, Natalie. It lied to me.

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I'm not trying to be funny @CostaCoffee but this sandwich is advertised as having 'a generous helping' of egg mayo and frankly that was a lie #costa #costacoffee #wheresmaeggs

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@realDonaldTrump Remember the part when Jesus and his family fled persecution in their own country and arrived in Egypt as undocumented immigrants? If he arrived in America today you would call him a terrorist and turn him away at the door.

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Let's be real, #Gorgeous is a bop for cat ladies and I am here for that 😻

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@Socratic1 @drvox Sexual assault is something *many* men do because society enables and emboldens them. It's not a sign of mental illness. It is very common.

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@Socratic1 @drvox People w mental illnesses much more likely to b victims of sexual assault than perpetrators

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@Socratic1 @drvox This is not true and is an excuse men use to differentiate themselves from those who abuse / rape / harass.

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@harrietta3 😂😂😂😂😂

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don't know who Brendan thinks he is calling Shirley 'dear' like that 😒 Sometimes the sexism just slips out eh #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing