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@MrBeast 1,000,001

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@2Cool2Blog Drugs love a jaw

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@jimdayok @UltGridiron @grok lol if this is a real question you probably won’t leave the house for 72 hours min

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Just saw @tylerthecreator interview for A24 for Marty supreme. Said this back in March. I knew I was onto something

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Idk why - but I feel like if @tylerthecreator redid the score on Napoleon Dynamite it’d be even more of a masterpiece. @hederjon

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@_MLFootball Team doctor gave him a healthy bump of ketamine to hold him over until the hospital

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@tallmetommy @paularambles Lmao ChatGPT

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@everestoferreri Awee almost! Should’ve been a jockey boy instead of a car boy

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@everestoferreri @frankiemuniz @FordPerformance He’ll probably end up in the middle

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@hwloiza Dude behind him. Gotta be at least 29 to get this reference

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I don’t judge people, but if you walk around with one of those giant MP3 player looking vapes — constantly surrounded by cherry jubilee flavored steam — well then, you’re tacky, and I hate you.

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@bentoomey Great tweets tooms

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Charmander evolves into charmeleon and @HaleyJoelOsment evolves into @Shanemgillis

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@uncle_june Kid sucks

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@timeimmemorial_ 11 aging in dog years or what?

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@LukaUpdates Who tf says “making a sip”

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@XXL Free plug for @PURELL .. “Soulja boy wash em”

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@raheem______ I once saw you make a spinach dip in a sour dough bread bowl

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@raheem______ You know how I know you’re gay

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@raheem______ Who’s Coldplay