Hanasbay™ : Local man🥵🐐

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[Hanasbay™ : Local man🥵🐐 @_Hanasbay]

Word of the day ;

"Na man dey roll dice, Na GOD dey give double 6"...

Never underestimate God. Never!!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is humbling to consider that if we harness just 1 millionth of the Sun’s power for AI, that will be much more than a million times the intelligence of all of humanity

[FEYIŞAYOMI 🌸 @Agbede_arorin]

Pardon?????
Any small thing, "Gen Z cannot relate".
Yen yen yen 😑😑
Do you people realize that Gen Z started from 1997?

Do you realize that the oldest Gen Z is almost 30 years old? And the youngest Gen Z is 14 years old .

If you want to call baby Shark do do, call Gen Alpha, because Gen Zs are NOT as young as you think they are.

I'm a Gen Z, I was very much aware of when the Five naira, Ten naira, Twenty naira and Fifty Naira notes were papers.

I knew when they changed it to the nylon that we now spend today.

I can vividly remember the time when they did Golden Jubilee for the #50 note.

I remember when a portion of pepper was #20, and when a cup of rice was #25 for long grain rice.

I remember when 5 eggs was #100. When Indomie was #30, when a cup of Garri was #10.

Yes, I'm a Gen Z and I remember.
Stop dragging us as if we just came into this world abeg.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Can’t totally fault people who resort to dating apps or matchmaking pages to find partners.

Once you miss university.

Miss NYSC.

Miss church gatherings or Islamic gatherings.

Don’t want to date your work colleagues.

Neighbor is a no go area.

Your best bet is either through social media, family and friends matchmaking, arranged marriage or you download your partner from heaven. If you’re an introvert that means you will sleep there.

[. @B0ymanager]

them invent compass before clock bro
direction important pass time
just dey move

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Dear Tinubu & his online supporters,

The Usa - Iran war has ended.

Price of crude is down.

The war is over.

Strait of Hormuz is open.

When will petrol price go back to N500/litre?

[Daave_ @sweetboi_daviee]

You never change dollar nah why

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

You baboons are in the qts talking about “marry a rich partner” or “don’t give birth if you’re not financially ready,” when the real blame should be on the useless government that has failed to provide basic, humane healthcare.

[Arpit Kool @arpitk217]

Negative 😭😭

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

As a Muslim, there's something that genuinely bothers me.

Millions of Muslims live in Christian majority countries, build mosques, preach Islam publicly, distribute Qur'ans, open halal businesses, and demand religious freedom,and rightly so.

Some even call for aspects of Shariah to be accommodated in the societies they've moved to.

Yet in some Muslim majority countries, Christians cannot openly preach the Gospel, build churches freely, or practice their faith without restrictions.

Why?

If we demand religious freedom for ourselves, we should be willing to grant it to others.

Truth does not need censorship.

If Islam is the truth, it has nothing to fear from a church, a Bible, or a Christian preacher.

You can't demand tolerance and freedom for Muslims abroad while denying the same freedoms to others at home.

The double standard needs to be called out.

[Maye Musk @mayemusk]

I need to add, with the suit came a free tie, free shirt, and free socks. We just needed to find inexpensive shoes. That’s all I could afford. He was fine with that.

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Bro to bro: When a man asks another man for food, he's already swallowed a lot of pride. Don't mock him. Help him. Life has a way of humbling every man.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

May you never get tired of saying this every day. May you never get tired of putting it in our faces everyday. May you never get tired of speaking up.

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 🇵🇹🇫🇷 @ichieEmy]

olopa stopped me.

olopa: kindly identify yourself with a valid means of identification.

me: proceeds to tell him my name while bringing out my driver's license.

olopa: this is a driver's license, not a means of identification.

e remain small, I for dey roll for ground 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I’m telling you that your government doesn’t respect you enough to rescue kidnapped babies in a bid to convince you to vote for them, instead, are relying on rice campaign and you’re crying.

See you, see your chains.

Elections are coming. Tell them to have shame and pretend to give a crumb of a fuck.

If not for anything, for children whose only crime is trying to get an education.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

So there are people on this platform who never saw BankPHB, Oceanic Bank, Skye Bank, Equatorial Trust Bank.

Lots of babies on this platform. More reason not to argue with everyone.

The other day, some were arguing that spaghetti was never sold for N150.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

we're alive wtf

[MUSCÖ🪽 @Ayo__musco]

Michael Jackson