Bartolos Malone

Duke University, Masters in Cyberpsychology_____ we live in a simulation

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Me and Dennis just shagged

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Gay

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Helping them lift the gate up at the liquor store

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I need some barnacle

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Adolf

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Jorking it

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Absolutely sloshed!!

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How many days can I go without jorking it

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Next month is May. May I put my horn in your mouth

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Would you rather suck a dih or sit on a dih

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Where the hoes at

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These beers are talking

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I’ve dropped more boxers than mike tyson

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These bitches ain’t shit

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At the golf range rn… ripping these balls ain’t nothing compared to smacking your wifes ass

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Ripping gator tails

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Who is this guy called Chad Gepity and why does he have all the answers?

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Mcdonald’s employees are some fucking dorks

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Going over the torta evolution theory today in our podcast.

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We wuz builders and shi