Hayden Johnson

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

@homestarstunner

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

@wlmulroy that sounds like mother, I've been relatively good if that counts for anything

[WREG News Channel 3 @3onyourside]

Fantastic News: Girl Scout cookie prices will not be going up in our area next year. https://t.co/KxTjgUp7WZ

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

@ayhamsakaan just giving Snoop somewhere to rest his head

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Beef jerky = meat raisin?

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When you're a waiter and your table tries to sell you bars while you're taking their drink order

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Come to Carrabba's and I'll serve you some tasty Italian food and what not

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Want to ride a mechanical bull and support the American Cancer Society? Contact me or a brother for a $7 ticket.

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Our cat lost its tail and now it looks like a giant hamster

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Foosball is just a combination of soccer and shish-kabobs

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

*on the intercom in Kroger* "Whoever owns a blue Dodge truck, license plate number #####, your truck is on fire in the parking lot."

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Autocorrect is feeling bold today changing "spice things up" to "slice thugs up"

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

@ayhamsakaan @BradleyM2013 @bmontemayor1 ready when y'all are

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Always awkward noticing the dude sitting next to you in an auditorium take a picture of you

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Reading therapist as the rapist can dramatically change a sentence.

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

I get a lot of weird stares at the gym cause I air drum too much with my headphones in

[LA Galaxy @LAGalaxy]

BREAKING: The #LAGalaxy have signed Steven Gerrard: http://t.co/6SETFNTE8M #StevieLAG

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

Time for some Chinese food

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

@hadleybrown ehh that was probably a different Hayden

[Hayden Johnson @_Hayden_Johnson]

@iamhannahmarsh this days just full of fun memories