Haydon Rhoades

This is like my 85th time making a Twitter. I don’t know how tf this works.

[Haydon Rhoades @_HaydonRhoades]

When the “department of social security justice” calls because they suspended your SS ❤️ talked to the guy. He wanted my name and I asked if he had it. Apparently my name is “Suck my cock you fat bitch”. And all these years I thought it was Haydon.

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[CircleHerk @circleherk]

I forgot just how much the NCAA hates the state of Iowa for no reason. This is war now you fuckers.

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

I am rewatching 16 and pregnant and noticing its just mildly learning disabled girls and their wigger boyfriends

[Hawkeye Phil 🧊 @sadhawkeyefan]

Iowa State fans claiming the 2023 CyHawk game like having Cade on our team was the sole reason we won 😭😭 My brother in Christ, if anything he HURT us 🙏🏻😭 shout out Rocco for the pick 6 tho 💯

[Parker🐤 @PES05_424]

We get more punishment for Calling Cade McNamara than Michigan did for cheating in games to win a title. Absolute joke

[DOP @IowaDOP]

Nebraska had a proxy agent walk up to Zach Lutmer after we destroyed them and offered him nearly a million dollars to transfer, by the way. Indiana did the same with Trevor Lauck

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

No, you see, Canada has better healthcare than the United States because it's free if you ignore the fact that your taxes pay for it and the system is so overburdened that it takes a median wait time of 30 weeks to see a specialist and they just tell you to kill yourself.

[On3 Hawkeye Images @webcentrick]

I wonder how many “Go Hawks” this lucky guy has gotten?

[allie !! 🎧🫧 @ally_is_tired]

@hellspatisserie Stoners in the replies are bar for bar using talking points alcoholics use to defend drunk driving

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

You shouldn’t be driving high, man

[Brad Honcho @HonchoMonchoHwk]

Also based on his cups he has downed at least 10 beers. Fuck ya dude

[Ricky Wells @PolarizeRW]

@DavidEickholt Michigan not having to vacate their natty when they were stealing signs, but we have to vacate these wins? Gimme a break

[Tim Lester’s Burner @IowaOutsider]

Reminder: Since 2016, Iowa has beat Nebraska 44 of the last 60 matchups in Football, Men’s and women’s basketball, and wrestling

[Jack @Jrbacon50]

McCollum is a psychological terrorist

[Mitch Fick @MCFick]

The Hawkeyes are home.

@IowaHoops arrives back from Houston after the program's first Elite Eight appearance since 1987. Plenty of fans (@B1GFANOFYEAR among them) welcome the fellas and thank them for the ride.

[hawkeye_reggie @hawkeye_reggie]

“Dad what was is like watching Bennett Stritz and Mark Gronowski in the black and gold”

[Hawkeye Doug @doug_hawkeye]

Nov 21. , Champaign, IL.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

The horn operator at the Iowa-Illinois game: