Loretta LaFlare. ✊🏾

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m never beating the easily irritated allegations😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me when I’m about to clock out and someone says "Hey.. can you help me with something real quick?"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

on god. please tell them people i was a evil scandalous bitch

[𝐰𝐨𝐧 🎀 @Won_4r]

Please if your clothes didn’t dry properly, don’t wear them😭😭😭

[cut @cloudyuptop]

when shit be on my chest i feel like i gotta get it off immediately or ima die

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Yo yendo al baño a las 3 de la mañana sin abrir los ojos para no perder el sueño:

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[🥷 @hotcoolkeed]

When you’re high AF and the music starts hitting.

[danni @danielagbd_]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[Loretta LaFlare. ✊🏾 @_HeartlessMee_]

Whew! 😅

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

that moment you’re describing your parents flaws and it starts to sound a lot like yourself

[G•K™ @G_K_254]

Me any time I randomly remember an embarrassing moment in my life 😭

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

yo aguantando las ganas de hacer una pregunta random que se me ocurrió y no tiene nada que ver con la conversación

[MJ🌪️ @Mike011z]

Me staying quiet in meeting knowing if i suggest something it becomes my responsibility

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card. 😭😭😭

[yagi @yducknow]

When that turn just a lil too hard

[Loretta LaFlare. ✊🏾 @_HeartlessMee_]

@kushb6rbie 🤣🤣

[wangeci🪐 @kashmoneysister]

Fake laughing at work is so tiring, leave me alone 😭😭

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

paid all my bills and now i gotta stretch $20 for the rest of the week

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you