HEATHER

eat your veggies

[Rev. Justin Berkobien @JustinBerkobien]

If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault you also owe the country your resignation.

[Gowanus Canal Official @gowanusofficial]

Back in 2017, I went to see a psychic in Saratoga Springs to get her approval to drop out of grad school. Instead, she told me to stay in school and get a dog. She said with him I’d meet the love of my life while walking him in Philadelphia. I went to a greyhound “meet and greet” at a pet store happening near my house, saw these weird lanky dogs napping on the floor, and I knew.

When I got Noodle, he was fresh off the racetrack and never lived in a house before and I’d never had a dog. It was a rough adjustment for us both, but I remembered the promise I made to Bobbi at the adoption center that I’d take care of him until the end of his life or mine, and, slowly, we became inseparable and I began to realize he was the love she was talking about.

I feel so lucky to have had him in my life and I’m so glad I got to share some snapshots of our life with you all.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Seen in Cleveland...

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely baffled by homes with no pets. Like, where’s your creature?? Where’s your house mascot??

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Turns out following science is … good for national security

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[vale 🌙 @villaneles]

Hannah Einbinder wins the bisexuality in media award at Las Culturistas Awards 2026

[۟ @carmygf]

She's sooooo 😭😭😭😭

[HEATHER @_Heather_Ann_]

GO OFF YOUR HONOR

[Rose @901Lulu]

‘I’m responsible.
The words I would say have no meaning.’
-Rex Heuermann #LISK #gothim

[HEATHER @_Heather_Ann_]

@thottbaio

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

bringing back the hacks clip

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body