Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? i affect things??? What???"
The Internet: "Whatever you do, don't watch the Perez Hilton video"
Me: "Now way it is that bad, *Watches it*"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't watch the Perez Hilton video"