Chellen

Blessed and highly favoured.🌹

[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

"But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him."
(1Cor 2:9)✨

[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

@femi_dapson Congratulations 🎉🎉

[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

Soap- Dove
Lotion - Nivea
Paste- Oral B

[Lady B - IYALODE OF X @mobola_ade]

soap –> Eva
lotion –> Nivea
paste –> Pepsodent

What about you ?

[ThatBlessedGirl @BlessedGirl001]

If only women can take a vow that "I will not sleep with any man I'm not married to", cheating will end in a flash. Men don't cheat with men, men cheat with women.

If women really wants men to stop cheating, it's in the hands of women. Stop sleeping with men you are not married to, it solves another woman's problem.
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Credit to: Uncle Josh

[Job Corner @JOBCORNER247]

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[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

Amen🙏

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

There is something called Grace.

When it locates you it doesn't
- inspect your certificatesit
- care about your situation
- even mind whether you believe it.

It simply changes the story of your life.

May the Lord's Grace locate everyone in the year 2026.

Good morning🙏🏾

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

Sis,

Don’t get pressured to give your body to any man that’s not your husband today.

[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

❤️

[Tony O. Elumelu, CFR @TonyOElumelu]

My valentine now and forever ❤️
1993 vs 2025

#MrsTOE #TOEWay

[Doctor Of The Future™ @g_diets_]

Replace iron with zinc, you do not need iron supplements. You don’t need vitamin C. Replace vitamin D with vitamin D3, and make sure you take magnesium because it is essential.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

RESIGNATION LETTER

Reasons for Leaving
1. Work-Life Balance
❌ Don't say
This job is ruining my personal life and health
✅ Do say
I'm seeking a role that allows me to better balance my professional and personal commitments

2. Toxic Workplace
❌ Don't say
This place is full of drama and backstabbing
✅ Do say
I'm seeking a work environment that better fits my professional values

3. Bad Manager
❌ Don't say
My boss is incompetent and impossible to work with
✅ Do say
I'm looking for a leadership style that better supports my work approach

4. Lack of Growth
❌ Don't say
This job is a dead end with no chance to move up
✅ Do say
I'm pursuing new challenges to further develop my skills and experience

[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

@AramideOyekunle 8

[Jerry Eze @RealJerryEze]

Lust always wants more. It’s never satisfied. When it gets what it wants, it quickly loses interest in it. Lust isn’t Love!

[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

@AramideOyekunle Shift 7

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Financial advice you didn’t ask for, but will share anyway:

For daily expenses:
Use Opay or Moniepoint

For interest savings:
Use Piggyvest or FairMoney

For investment:
Use United Capital or Cowrywise

For stocks:
Use Bamboo or Afrinvestor 2.0

For crypto:
Use Binance or Trust Wallet

For USD investment:
Use Risevest or Bamboo

For Oblee:
Please press 5

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE.

Dear parents,
If you have a child who is in their teenage ages,please start observing their tongue.

Especially your daughters,once you start noticing constant colour on their tongue ranging from blue,yellow,green and orange colour especially,just know that your daughter is already into a drug called molly.

Molly gives excitement,it unnecessarily gives joy like early madness. It feels like someone is tickling you.

Once Molly starts manifesting,any man who touches your daughter who has just finished taking it can sex her sumptuously.

Campuses and even the streets are dens of Molly currently.

A lot of female students are selling it as a business.

Molly (MDMA) Illicit Substance
Molly (MDMA) is an illegal drug and its price is not regulated by formal markets.

In one account a dose of "Molly" in Nigeria was reported to cost approximately ₦25,000 in 2022.

Today,it is cheaper and available on the streets and campuses at ₦2k,₦5k and ₦10k.

Method of consumption,some lick it like regular vitamin C,others grind it,mold it and drop it on their tongue gradually and some dissolve it into a bottle of water.

It is ravaging young girls and boys currently.

The painful thing is that once your body gets adapted to Molly,you will start looking for other drugs like barky or Crack to improve its potency before you say,Jack,your child will become a former human being.

Let us raise our voices and fight this collectively.

We can moderate it,we can help some of them out of it.

Just visit the psychiatric sections today,your girlfriend may be there but you think she is not answering your calls.

Thank you and God continue to bless us and keep guilding our youths....
Drug abuse is terrible.

C O P I E D .

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

I told a very young lady but very vibrant and beautiful

I said before you get to the point where you have feeling for a guy

Make the decision whether you want to be with that person or not and hold on to that

Our logical brain knows what is good for us so it is best you vet and make that decision before feeling creeps in

So you already know that this guy or this lady is not who I want already

Because once emotional gets in, we often make bad decisions

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

Step-by-Step: How to Get Your Nigerian Passport Yourself.

DOCUMENTS
• NIN
• Passport photograph (white background)
• Birth Certificate or Attestation of Age
• Local Government Certificate of Origin
• Marriage Certificate (if you’re married)
• ATM card (for online payment)

Note: You need to scan all these documents. You can download a scanner app from the Play Store or Apple Store to do this.

APPLICATION PROCESS
1. Go to the official Nigeria Immigration portal and apply online. Fill in your details carefully (don’t make mistakes o) and upload all the required documents listed above. Please check @nigimmigration to copy the application link.

2. You may experience issues uploading your passport photograph. To fix this, copy the passport photo requirements from the Immigration website and adjust your photo properly with ChatGPT using passport photograph details from immigration application site as prompt before uploading.

3. Make payment at the final stage of the application.

4. After payment, book your capturing appointment. Choose a convenient date and centre close to you, then print your acknowledgment slip.

5. Go for capturing on your scheduled date. Be early and be polite. If you’re asked who did the registration for you, confidently state that you did it yourself, based on @BTOofficial the Minister of Interior’s directive that passport applications can be done online. Be firm.

6. After capturing, wait for approval and notification. Once approved, you’ll be informed when to come and pick up your passport.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

Step-by-Step: How to Get Your Nigerian Passport Yourself.
DOCUMENTS
• NIN
• Passport photograph (white background)
• Birth Certificate or Attestation of Age
• Local Government Certificate of Origin
• Marriage Certificate (if you’re married)
• ATM card (for online payment)

Note: You need to scan all these documents. You can download a scanner app from the Play Store or Apple Store to do this.

APPLICATION PROCESS
1. Go to the official Nigeria Immigration portal and apply online. Fill in your details carefully (don’t make mistakes o) and upload all the required documents listed above. Please check @nigimmigration to copy the application link.

2. You may experience issues uploading your passport photograph. To fix this, copy the passport photo requirements from the Immigration website and adjust your photo properly with ChatGPT using passport photograph details from immigration application site as prompt before uploading.

3. Make payment at the final stage of the application.

4. After payment, book your capturing appointment. Choose a convenient date and centre close to you, then print your acknowledgment slip.

5. Go for capturing on your scheduled date. Be early and be polite. If you’re asked who did the registration for you, confidently state that you did it yourself, based on @BTOofficial the Minister of Interior’s directive that passport applications can be done online. Be firm.

6. After capturing, wait for approval and notification. Once approved, you’ll be informed when to come and pick up your passport.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I'm telling you married men that are yahoo boys or criminals.

If your wife knows that you're criminal, and she's okay with it, you're not married to a good wife.

And she'll most likely raise your daughters to become prostitutes.

And your sons to be like you.

End.

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

FACTORS TO CONSIDER BEFORE TAKING A MAN TO YOUR PARENTS:

1. He is not a 50-50 man

2. He has a legitimate source of income

3. He has shown selflessness through his leadership

4. He understands the importance of knowing when to compromise

5. He doesn't fling at any slight inconvenience

6. He knows how to communicate even in anger

7. He is not a mummy's boy

8. He knows how to fuck

9. He doesn't argue his role as a protector and provider

10. He understands image and doesn't joke with his public perception

11. He isn't uncouth and arrogant to correction

12. He loves and adores the females in his life especially his mother

13. He respects his father

14. He understands hierarchy and doesn't disrespect people because of money

15. He is empathetic towards the plight of others

16. He is neat and knows how to take care of his environment

17. He is not someone you are better than but better than you

18. He is someone with traits you would love to imbibe in your children

19. He is someone you trust and believe in his masculinity

20. He knows how to avoid fights, even the ones he can win

21. He is a man with foresight and a visionary

22. He doesn't have mummy issues

23. Someone you don't ever see yourself cheating on

24. He is mature enough to understand what your body goes through during pregnancy

25. He is spiritual and not religious

26. He isn't a baby daddy, widower or divorcee, except you are one.

Circumstances change in every situation of life but the constants must be adhered to.

You, sis, deserves a shot at happiness.

Learn or learn the hard way

[Chellen @_Helenchisa]

@smhosglobal Hallelujah 🙌🎉🎉