A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink...
The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a British safari camp ahead.
The gorilla enters the camp, grabs some khakis that are hung out to dry, and puts on pants, a shirt, and a hat. He sits on a chair by the campfire and grabs a copy of the local paper, pretending to read, to hide his face.
The lion enters the campsite and lets out a huge roar. He yells, "did anyone see a gorilla run through here?"
The gorilla, in full disguise, calls out, "you mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?"
The lion exclaims, "Oh my gosh! It's in the paper already?"
My friend’s neighbor is currently going through heartbreak after discovering that the woman he truly loved had been deceiving him for a very long time. They met on social media and gradually developed a strong connection. Over time, he became deeply attached to her because she always spoke to him with love, care, and affection. Even though they had never met in person, he trusted her completely because of the beautiful pictures and videos she constantly sent to him.
This young man sacrificed so much for her. He spent a large amount of money trying to make her happy, supported her whenever she claimed to be going through difficult times, and genuinely believed he had found the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. He defended her whenever people criticized online relationships because, to him, the love felt real and sincere.
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Update !!!
Dear Nigerians it's time to speak up I'll not be quiet over this matter,I got an information tonight from my IO that the @officialEFCC chairman @OlaOlukoyede_ ask i bring down this post, I was as well invited by the EFCC for meeting, I'm asking again which meeting are you inviting me over for? For close to 2 years I've visited your office more than 40 times, each trip to your office going and coming cost me N45,000 due to distance do the calculations, if I reach your office I'll be turned around, they will give me one excuse or the other telling me they're working on it, yet it never finishes since 2 years, Today I'm called to come but to do what exactly? To be asked to bring down the post I guess, Here's my condition to bring down this post, the EFCC Chairman @OlaOlukoyede_ should order the immediate release of my vehicle and my iPhone 13 pro max that's the only way I'll take down this post and everything here.. you have no case against Me, you haven't charge me to court since 2 years, you instead keep turning me around over my hard earned properties, I'm an employer of labour with more than 50 Employees working directly in my businesses & 70 indirectly through marketing, I feed 120 families with the least person earning N77,000 monthly, but look at my payback, look at how I'm disgraced, breaking into my home by 4am with my wife naked on bed, you pointed gun at me and my wife like common criminals, if only you could find me guilty of anything but here you are keeping my properties with you since 2024 yet expect me to keep quiet, not just that , the people incharge still tried to perform unauthorized transaction with my phone in your custody, Dear Mr EFCC Chairman, if you want me to bring this post down or any other post I have made, Order the release of my Properties Tomorrow 21st April 2026 or charge me to court tomorrow 21st April 2026 if you found anything on me. Simple as ABC. i have written you privately several times you ignored me but maybe public will be best place to settle it.
@drkenon2@sowore @vdmempire @trigottista@DeleFarotimi@NigeriaStories
@Mr_Izrael This is why women will never dream of being respected in society. Because what do you mean by as a "real man". Men invest in women they want to build a life everyday and nobody ever suggests they pay back the money. Y'all need to stop infantilizing these women bro. She is wrong.
@_MzJayde@Toke_Eji@Msmenalicious The person she quoted did it to her husband. Unless you know you won't marry that man if he asks. Make sure he treats you like someone he wants to marry and you do the same.
No one is missing any point. You can give your governor his flowers for the wonderful project his doing without bashing P.O, he said what he said to spite supporters not praise your Gov. And that my friend should be more concerning to you.
You’re missing important context. Dapo Abiodun built an airport from nothing to completion in 4 years. That airport has Nigeria’s longest runway and most advanced tech today. Second longest runway in Sub Saharan Africa.
Turning of sod— 2021.
Initial test flight- Feb 2023
Commercial operations- October 2025.
If any of their favorite governors did this, the world wouldn’t be allowed to rest. Did you see how they are celebrating malls and bus parks?
I'm not TOE, but if you can handle 2 toes, you can handle one toe. She just needs to clean up before sex. That way you can suck the toe & the toe toe, and suck the toe while hitting the toe toe.
Almost got played at the market today.
Aboki said ₦6,500. I said ₦5,000. He refused.
I said weigh it.
While he was still forming strong head, his brother quietly said ₦4,500.
I didn’t look left. I didn’t look right.
I faced the brother, dropped ₦4,500 and collected my fish.
The stew is almost ready. 😂