A MESSY LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN ROYAL FAMILIES!
Meet Reverend Thulasizwe Buthelezi who is the Traditional Prime Minister of The AmaZulu Nation.
Reverend Thulasizwe Buthelezi is cheating on his wife Queen MaMzila Buthelezi of The Zulu nation with Queen Sikhothali Seeiso-Mabhena of the Ndebele nation.
Queen Sikhothali Seeiso-Mabhena married King Makhosonke Mabhena II in 2019, shortly after the King and Queen of the Ndebele nation betrothed, QueenSikhothali Seeiso-Mabhena started her affair with Revend Thulasizwe Buthelezi.
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โข 5/8 Ground Duels Won
โข 4 Clearances
โข 3 Ball Recoveries
โข 8 Defensive Contributions
โข 1/2 Tackles Won
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BREAKING NEWS:
EXCLUSIVE LEAD:
Vusimusi "Cat" Matlala's very close associate was taken in for questioning by the PKTT yesterday.
Sources say the individuals house in Pretoria East was also raided.
This is in relation to Matlala's lease agreement in Waterkloof.
The allegation is that the individual allegedly falsified bank statements on behalf of Matlala for him to secure a lease agreement valued at R95,000 p/m.
It is further alleged that Vusimusi Cat Matlala submitted this lease application utilising his Swaziland identification document.
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FUNMAXXING
You never learned how to live. Nothing is serious. Talk to people. You can do anything. Tomorrow doesnโt exist. Donโt overthink. Just do it. Create things because why not. Seek novelty. Pursue eternal joy. Play for fun. Give yourself more credit. Be an example of what life can look like.
If you understood the absurdity of everything, your worries would fade, and you would come closer to achieving peace.
Balance is key.
You must learn how to make progress while still making time for fun.
I say this to my kids all the time. Do it for the plot. Do it for the story. Tell yourself if it all goes wrong it will just be a funny story. Ironically job interviews, dates, and public speaking go better anyway if you're just happy to be there and not overthinking it!!
This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If youโre an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Donโt make everything a matter of life and death.
Nine Bangladeshi nationals were intercepted at O.R. Tambo International Airport on Thursday after attempting to enter South Africa using fraudulent South African visas and fake Indian passports.
According to the Border Management Authority, immigration officials detected irregularities during processing and discovered the visas were allegedly issued fraudulently through the South African High Commission in New Delhi.
Three women travelled on Bangladeshi passports, while six men initially presented fake Indian passports before later producing Bangladeshi passports.
All nine were denied entry and arrangements were made for their deportation back to Bangladesh.
BMA Commissioner Michael Masiapato praised officials for the interception, saying it highlights both the growing sophistication of international document fraud syndicates and the importance of strong border security. Investigations are continuing into the origin of the fraudulent documents and possible links to transnational criminal networks.
@TheBMA_SA
Also, can we hand BAFANA BAFANA over to the people who are in charge of the Springboks. Just for a trial period nyana. 3 years. I just wanna see something quickly.
You can laugh now. Just remember that winning the World Cup would be a good distraction that would make us forget about other activities planned for later in the month.
Getting disqualified early means that we come back and get down to business.
Think about what you want.