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[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[HighPoweredKeyz | The Drink 🥤 @HighPoweredKeyz]

I need you niggas to start practicing the phrases "i didnt like it" and "it wasnt for me"

[princess of kroot🩸🦇🍉 @DraculaeDyke]

how it feels like to interact with people who only get warhammer lore from yt shorts as someone who reads

[َ @gffyoq]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern.

[Dimes @EvenDroppinDime]

I wish for a dollar.

[azstar ⭐ @hydrangea_bush]

@buggirl "you don't owe anyone anything" culture is rotting people's brains, like no one wants to be mildly inconvenienced ever and everything must cater to them at all times

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[CreepyWas @CreepyWas]

this is a very perez 2023 core tweet and i think its deeply hilarious

[hotline²² @_Ho7line]

@georgiediva63 A third of these are blue flag passes

[vivi ⚢ @cxffinism]

just saying that if i were germany i would be treating my artists with a lot more respect

[hotline²² @_Ho7line]

@flyingf1nn Based as fuck

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[grace🐝 @piapilled]

race week!! lgbt pls dnf :)

[☻ @oshillex]

“lgbtq please dni :)” Motherfucker this is F1twt we all gay get out of here 😭😭😭

[elijah ☆ @lionceccah]

ENZO FERNANDEZ ENDED HIS WC RUN WITH A RED CARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mohamed Al masri @mohamed_7G]

أجمل صورة اليوم 🇵🇸

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after an Argentina loss

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Argentina in the World Cup final