Money Mar 🤑

don't you ever in your motherfucking life dim your light for nobody

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

DoorDash count your days. How the hell do you give me $8 back on an order that was cold af because the dasher had to wait 30+ on my food?

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

@USPS customer service is a joke. I ordered an item and it’s in a world tour going up North instead of coming to me in the south. And now I have to wait 2-3 business days for a response after inquiring why it’s in NH lmfao

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

Waitress at Margaritaville in Jamaica asked me if I wanted another shot in my piña colada…absolutely not 😭

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

Yeaaaaaa cutting everybody off is my New Year’s resolution 😂

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

It is 8:25am please stfu being loud

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

Almost had to do a 56 year old man like this. Lost his marbles talking about he was going to give me kisses and hugs…I don’t know you

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

I say toss his groupie ass out the window and let him stargaze from outside 🤷🏾‍♀️

[CIA 🤍 @yosoyciaa]

1. They talk to us condescendingly, as if we’re children or ignorant.
2. They expect us to sacrifice work–life balance because they do.
3. The wages simply aren’t livable
4. The work environment is toxic, and they resent us for calling it out.

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

To whoever made my cava bowl I hope you get cracked something serious tonight 🫶🏾

[Con @HateradeCon]

a band in my checking account AFTER bills & groceries would have me walking around like the monopoly man

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

The way I just tore the side of my head up on the hood of this car 😭😂

[Spindia. @Voyage_To_India]

“I got a trick for yo ass”

-a black mother who is not a magician

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

Queen & Slim

[maria 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ @fanginghorror]

what’s a movie you’ll never watch again?

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

A mf gets 3 days off of work and has the audacity to be sick...I can't breathe 😭😂

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

@kishmishh_ Cowboy Bebop…

[septum ring babbler @duttychaii]

Clergy needed the asses beat. Your son show up like this and you start PREACHING?

[Money Mar 🤑 @_IJW_]

@Shawty3rdeye Valid trade