Wallace

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[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

"I'll be six" https://t.co/hF8hvEj64z

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever finished a yogurt cup and felt like it made a difference? Like throwing a shoe at a bear.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

What. Is. This. Someone help. Not about this life.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

HI, IM DATE MIKE. NICE TO MEET ME.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

I got the best of Jesus. He got the worst of me.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

Why isn't Freddie's open this late. Like don't you understand I need it in my life rn

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

Convinced even "happy" City and Colour songs have that underlying hint of sadness.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

I really just wanna go back. #California

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

@BenjKeith Bruh they were so freaking good.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

@ErikRykoskey Thanks dude! Hope you're well!

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

@subpar_heb bruh lemme know when y'all gonna perform next!!

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

Once I start watching John Mayer's live stuff, there's no stopping me.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

The BMV is a terrifying place

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

Kevin's Famous Chili...this will never get old. https://t.co/U1BJSvBmUP

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

You’ve been hit by.. #SB51

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

The Maine will never ever get old. Ever.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

When you get shampoo in your eye, and you realize you're about to die.

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

Just over here waiting on @LunchMoneyLewis to put out new tunes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Wallace @_I_AM_SAM_I_AM_]

Just watched someone's review of an 8 week Keto diet plan, while stuffing my face with puppy chow.. I absolutely have my life together.