Ian Sheard

3rd generation plane crash participant - (he/him/them)

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵

IG msviciousdesign

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

Ah damn, I forgot

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

Contemplating whether to put this up on a big screen during his best man's speech

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

Contemplating whether to put this up on a big screen during his best man's speech

[Jack Ellis @KennyMincemeat]

Behold, the single greatest sporting achievement of my life

And I was named most improved player at 3 consecutive summer football camps

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

Look, Kitchen, I just want to make a cup of tea. I don't want to have to tidy you first in order to be able to do that. Please try to meet me in the middle on this.

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

The Eras tour outfits of @JoanneEBlunt and @IzzydeBono made it on to WaleOnline https://t.co/hSDrdgIwvo

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

We now cross live to the Conservative manifesto launch at Silverstone:

[Daniel McVey @DanielMcVey12]

Tickets for my one-man show GNAW are now available!!!
Come and join me for StuFF at the University of Nottingham at 6pm on Monday.
Come and see me perform for the first time in years!

Reserve your tickets here: https://t.co/28EZRrUIxU

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

@trakkabase It is, i think

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

My view of the Northern Lights earlier, lying on my back in the park near my house. I think it was almost directly overhead at this point. #NorthernLights #Nottingham #UK

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

If you zoom in, you can just about make out the trace of a satellite captured by the longer exposure

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

My view of the Northern Lights earlier, lying on my back in the park near my house. I think it was almost directly overhead at this point. #NorthernLights #Nottingham #UK

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

@Panks80 I took that photo at 11:39pm in Chilwell

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Guy who is about to make you an offer:

[Disability Rights UK @DisRightsUK]

The government have dropped plans for an energy social tariff. An energy tariff would lift Disabled & vulnerable people out of fuel poverty! Pls sign & share the petition asking for the consultation to begin! We have over 500 signatures, but we need 10,000
https://t.co/NuPNoOhu63

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

Learning German is a lot like Quantum Mechanics; it gets a lot more complicated when there's more than one of anything.

Deutsch lernen ist der Quantenmechanik sehr ähnlich; Es wird komplizierter, wenn es mehr als eines von etwas gibt

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

@jayforeman Stereo recording was still new to them at that point; they thought if the title had "She Said" on the left and "She Said" on the right, then it would sound like they'd only called it "She Said" once

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

Bewölkt

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

It's the last day of Movember. This year, I've dedicated the left half of my moustache to Movember and the right half to CALM the Campaign Against Living Miserably. You can chuck them a fiver too if you want to; the links are below

https://t.co/n0NjvCos4c
https://t.co/uJo4Qda9BV

[Ian Sheard @_IanSheard]

@JennieGow Could mean Sargeant gets his first F1 point at his home race

[Sue Sheard 💙 @trakkabase]

Petition: Call an immediate general election https://t.co/GCYTguyDlW