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[Ryanair @Ryanair]

It's the same during the day tbh

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

or a flight to Turkey

[Boots @BootsUK]

#BootsXIndiyah is HERE! 💋 @1ndiyah

[⭐️⭐️ @SinisterChels]

The streets will never forget this 😭 #LoveIsland

[lambrinimami @llcoolnay_]

Jacques family attempted damage control by Googling ADHD and screenshotting the first paragraph from the first website they saw come up and posted it onto Jacques Instagram. Sorry no. Having ADHD and being a nice person can coincide together so what’s Jacques excuse? #LoveIsland

[roychandan @cretiredroy]

The two 5-inch circle areas add up to 39.26 https://t.co/Fkg3nywqwc .
I said that even if he gave three pizzas, I would still lose-out.
"How can you say you are giving me an extra inch for free?"
The owner was speechless.
He finally gave me 4 pizzas.

Take Maths seriously!

3/3

[Ikenna Ekwonna @ikennaekwonna]

NAH WHAT MY CORPSE AINT EVEN COLD YET INDIYAHHHHH #LoveIsland

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Like all blunt HB's, pointless.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Your medal sir 👏

[Perry the Jeweller @_PerryWood]

My 24 year old homeowner brother being asked if his mum and dad are in by a delivery guy has made my week

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂

[s @bambinasalina]

Netflix in her last ankle bag ngl like you already lost all the marvels, now u telling us no sharing with family, you keep canceling shows and u raising the price again? hang it up

[adam1985n @adam1985n]

@JayAllerton Bloke in the office put a tie on the other day, 'got a job interview have you?'

All kicked off. Carried aloof on the shoulders of my colleagues as they chanted my name.

[joseph @jojoldn]

aye TFL contactless charges aren’t making sense anymore

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

I genuinely don’t know what is wrong with this country sometimes.

[ēdē @theidi_]

Airbnb was appealing when it was low rate. Now its the same as a hotel. Whats the point lol

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

My ex wanted me to quit bottle service so bad he told me he’d pay my bills.. I ended up quitting & one day when i asked him for the bill money he said “is that all you want from me?” 😂 I was back on the schedule that same weekend. Don’t even worry about it big dawg.