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I can't support a rapist president or respect anyone who does.

USA Based!

~Updated on a Sunday

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@RpsAgainstTrump If Trump can be so easily set up, as he suggested, how can he be trusted on the world stage?

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@MeidasTouch Funny, how there was nothing wrong with the bands, until they told trump to Fuck-Off!

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@LePapillonBlu2 Reminds me of Saturday morning Looney Tunes

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@DeborahJSimmon1 @TomJChicago ⤵️ 🥴 🤷

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

But Joe was the sleepy one

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@jared_shult Where's Mike the Pillow Guy, when you need him?

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@WhiteHouse @SecretaryBurgum @POTUS Grocery prices are sky High

Gas and diesel or sky High

The division in this country is sky High

What TF do I care about a reflection pool? 🥴

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@scarylawyerguy The Media is there waiting on the THUD

Then, and only then, will they focus on Trump's health

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@atrupar Who knows? 🤷

Trump may be going to Walter Reed this weekend for his 4th annual checkup

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@CalltoActivism Trump is fine

It's everything else that's out of whack

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The truth won't be revealed until there's a THUD

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨TRUMP CAN’T LIFT HIS ARM?

HOLY SHIT: Trump’s voice sounds unusually weak, he appears to be slurring some of his words, and he barely raises his right arm throughout the clip.

He does not look well at all. Something is seriously wrong with him and we deserve to know the truth.

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@sistercc52 @Acyn No!

It's only deep enough to Splash around in!

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@Acyn Who swims in 18 to 30 inches of water? 🥴

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@atrupar Yeah, 50 States of Psychosis.

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@WhiteHouse Making Canaries Great Again 🥴

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@WhiteHouse Should I head to the grocery store now, to get lower prices or wait until it's done? 🤷

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump has no ceasefire in Lebanon despite his claims, no deal with Iran, no plan for the oil crisis, and his ballroom guy is in Russia showing Putin White House renovations. Your midday recap is here: https://t.co/5y843Fcm4e

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@MeidasTouch Meanwhile, the Screwworm is trying to make its way into our meat markets

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#BadjokeThursday

Two men and a woman walk into a bar

One person leaves and the bartender serves the other three

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This incompetent administration has allowed the Screwworm to cross into Texas!

We're not even 2 years into this administration and every day there's a new threat.

It seems their main focus is to kill off Americans, any way they can.

[Secretary Brooke Rollins @SecRollins]

We are treating the confirmed case of New World Screwworm in a Texas cattle ranch with the utmost seriousness and are responding aggressively alongside our state partners @TAHC.

USDA's proactive actions bought us nearly a year to prepare, as models had projected New World Screwworm would reach the United States by the summer of 2025. That preparation allowed us to move immediately when this case was detected.

After years of unchecked spread through Central and South America, this devastating pest has now reached the United States. The Trump Administration and USDA acted swiftly, activating our New World Screwworm Response Playbook, establishing quarantines and movement controls, accelerating sterile fly releases, expanding border trapping, and intensifying livestock and wildlife surveillance.

We are using every tool available, in partnership with states, ranchers, and wildlife officials, to eradicate this pest before it can spread and threaten American cattle producers.

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@landofthe80s There's one store left that's still open, in Bend, Oregon