Jack

(tasteful saxophone noises)

[Jack @_InTheBox]

@leylabalimtas The true barometer by which morality is measured

[Jack @_InTheBox]

CDC says fully vaccinated people still have to put their shopping carts back where they belong

[Jack @_InTheBox]

Please stop observing that “that’s the tweet”

It is obviously the tweet

It is on Twitter, the platform that allows you to tweet when you click the button that says “tweet”

If it were NOT the tweet, it would be highly irregular

[Jack @_InTheBox]

The threat of covid has added a nice fresh stigma to the already-humiliating experience of choking on your own saliva in a public place

[Jack @_InTheBox]

@bitsofmank Thank you Mank! Looking forward to having a real job!!

[Eve Forward @eveforward]

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

[Jack @_InTheBox]

I see a lot of opinions about what’s going on with GameStop et al these days, so I thought I’d add my two cents: I don’t know a fuckin thing about the stock market

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I just don’t understand why someone would want to make the minimum age 15... think of the children

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Hint of Lime Tostitos = ok
Absolutely Blatant Excess of Lime Tostitos = 🔥

[I @Basilleous]

What you mean speechless son go suit up

[Jack @_InTheBox]

truly outstanding meme production during the dissolution of democracy, folks. round of applause

[Jack @_InTheBox]

Getting news push notifications from Twitter is dismaying, for I like to get my news from more reliable sources such as papers taped to telephone poles and cloud formations

[Jack @_InTheBox]

bad decision-making in DC leading to a Wall in Texas... ya hate to see it

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@bitsofmank You know it!! I have the burner for my bad sports takes and the med one for my bad medicine takes

[Jack @_InTheBox]

Have we considered that Nevada’s delay in counting may be attributable to “what happens in Vegas...”

[Jack @_InTheBox]

Election night double fisting

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I would like to know more about this “Granny Smith” character and why she is so tart

[Jack @_InTheBox]

@_KingOji_ If I'm playing against the Ravens I would simply not let Lamar Jackson walk all over me

[Jack @_InTheBox]

I like this thing that seems to be happening where registered voters scream at registered voters to register to vote

[Jack @_InTheBox]

@micgou Ill Nois(e) is actually a fantastic name tho

[Jack @_InTheBox]

Flo Rida was such a phenomenon... shame Io Wa never took off the same way