Jo

And a glass of water sweetheart,my socks are on fire.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jason Donovan says the total number of broken hearts in the world is now “probably about right”

[Kiran @KiranTheNomad]

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Zendaya says while he’s unlikely to say so publicly, in private Tom Holland accepts the Asda Rewards app has lost its way

[skia 🧪 @P4SCALexe]

he trying so hard i’m

[tarrin @chiefjopper]

me liking every pedro pascal tweet since he arrived in cannes yesterday

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Just show me Duchovny at the SAG Awards please.
#LongestLastingRelationship
#AfterKeanu

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

So sad RIP king 👑

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Hopper talking gently to Joyce, that’s it, that’s the tweet.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Just as I’m about to start my long awaited (since my last week off 9 weeks ago)week off.
Reckon it’s probably the remnants of whatever floored me the other week.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Why do you swallow more when you’ve got a sore throat like you’re checking to see if it’s still sore ?
In other news I have a sore throat.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

I’m watching Civil War by the way not just having random Avengers musings.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Do you ever think that in some ways the Avengers were more of a hindrance ? Bit of a to do they turn up and destroy buildings and all sorts whilst “helping”.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

I’m also drinking cider, an apple a day blah blah blah.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

I’ve felt like shit for the best part of 2 weeks,tonight I felt better so to celebrate I’ve changed my bedding,cleaned and hoovered my room, hoovered the stairs and upstairs and cleaned the bathroom.
Relapse incoming.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Didn’t pay attention to where I was switching the knob on my washing machine and now my 10 minute extra spin has become a 2 hour wash … ffs.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Came home and cried so that went well.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

I’m returning to work tomorrow and I’ll tell you now that I wouldn’t if I didn’t have to because silly little me has a job that doesn’t pay you if you’re off ill.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Had to do an emergency hair dye because my roots were out of control and I still have a modicum of self respect … if you can ignore the almost puking when I go on a coughing one.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

I ventured to Asda for ‘bits’ to prepare me for tomorrow,got in a nark with idiot drivers,muttered “I hate people” far too many time in a short spell, tomorrow will be a blast.

[Jo @_IndianaJo]

Oh and I’m back on the paracetamol because bleurgh.