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[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

When you have dated enough to realise all modern women are the same

[Slade @BellicIV]

Everyone driving home from work on Nov 19th

[حيدر @na_maza_na_swad]

When you're a little scared of them

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

The type of thick I like, yall would consider fat. Luckily enough for me I couldn’t give a fuck less what y’all think. I like what I like and none of your opinions will change that

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

I only drink water and alcohol.

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

cheating women don’t think cheating is wrong until they get cheated on.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

I hope y'all suck dick as good as y'all suck the fun out of everything my god

[flaw @madeflawless]

Life after losing your first bad bih

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Any chat that involves making money? Involve me.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me realizing everybody is replaceable, including me.

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

In real life, the bad guys win.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Simps are 75% responsible for egotistical women

[Zaraki Kenpachi 🗡😈🏳️‍⚧️🩷💜💙 @undr_skr]

I dont think you understand how good giving a creampie is🥺

[S B U S ! 🌸 @KaMashimane_]

2 fingers in, with intense eye contact with this man, would actually heal me right now.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Real lovers are currently single by the way

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

Just Stop giving a fuck
Go to the Gym
Live your life Play games
Buy all the shit you couldn’t get as a Child
Have Peace

[x: @_ItsFunga]

lmao long distance relationships:

[i think you’re amazing , that’s why I @skambhora]

cuming at the same time with your man on a video call>>

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

You have no idea 😭🔥🔥🔥

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

I’ll ruin your day if I tell you why