Konnie Konundrum™

5'0" Milf | Wife | Lover of God | Herbalist | KDB, KPB & KBB | 🇯🇲🇭🇹🇧🇸

[Konnie Konundrum™ @_ItsKimiko]

Ms vs me

[Jason @1992sFinest]

Because they didn’t come with rugby balls Joe, they came with f*cking guns.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Portland Trail Blazers mascot was diamond testing fans in the stadium �

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Camel tasting lemon for the first time
https://t.co/S5ke8h48Y0

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

Why is still active duty? I’d be at the crib collectin that 100% from the VA.

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

Niggas said he look like a autopsy, that’s when I knew niggas online was funny

[Konnie Konundrum™ @_ItsKimiko]

@_BabyLexi Wait I came back to say that I didn't even realize I missed the R earlier 😂😂😂😂😂

[Konnie Konundrum™ @_ItsKimiko]

Smh I'm dunk

[Konnie Konundrum™ @_ItsKimiko]

Cause why would I order 2 Hennessy Sidecars after I'd already been drinking mimosas?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

If you've never seen a brown cat before, here you go...

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

He was Picasso with a crayon.

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

I have two friends who are Jehovah witnesses. They don’t know each other but they act alike.

I know they don’t celebrate birthdays.

But what I find interesting is that they call me on my birthday just to have random conversations and lighten the atmosphere.

I don’t mention my birthday in the conversation because I understand their stand.Neither do they .

But in my mind, I find what they are doing cute. 😃

[Madrid G 💯 @realG______]

@RejiYates She keeps adding to the list

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

“waking up from a nap i just realized BBL Drizzy called his mommy on me” LMFAOOO😂😂

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Mood

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.