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[shay @_ItsMati]

Sparkling water on ice with lemon or lime *chef’s kiss*

[Kuroh ⨉ ｡° Drunk Eldritch Nee-san⊹｡˚ |✖️🍶 @KurohKujou]

WHY IS GERMANY SO OBSESSED WITH SPARKLING WATER????
I JUST WANT TO QUENCH MY THIRST NOT STAB MYSELF IN THE THROAT WITH MICRO NEEDLES

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

These are the type of events I need to be attending

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

[B N S L @_BNSL]

We have been asking you to raise your kids by popular demand 🙏🏾

[shay @_ItsMati]

This is a public health emergency omg🫢

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Woman shows off her treadmill spicy bowl at Planet Fitness & eats from the machine cup holder

[NO CALLER ID @_LilPrettyAsss]

roll-on perfume wit a inappropriate name gone ALWAYS smell tf good 😭

[shay @_ItsMati]

I think I’m developing an unhealthy relationship with tracking my sleep score

[Cartoon Network @cartoonnetwork]

Rest in peace, Professor ❤️ Thank you, Tom Kane, for lending your voice to the father of three perfect little girls and bringing The Force to millions of fans. You'll live on in our childhood memories forever.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i am both big dawg & baby girl

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Our nose rings are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

U jus Had To Be THERE

[shay @_ItsMati]

🤣🤣🤣

[Zion @zionszzn]

Fellas died for popeyes sandwiches now they 2 for 1 on doordash

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[shay @_ItsMati]

Not my phone battery being on 90% at the end of the work day…on a Friday at that😭

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

“You’re intimidating” is such an interesting thing to say to a quiet Black Woman.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“We should meet up after work!”

me after getting off work:

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Yall never flew in bad turbulence and good for yall lmao cause that shit makes you pray in 5 languages