Mikey P. 🧌

when I was born the doctors diagnosed me with clown syndrome 💯

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The holy land

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[mike freeman @mikefreemanNFL]

Again, this account is amazing

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Baja Colorado

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today.

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

The fact that the US is significantly bigger than the UK is exactly why it should have high-speed rail

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[mo @knownasmo_]

#FuckNo #NevaCared #MyEyesOnly

[hunter @3gpmh]

pulled her panties down and had to solve a reCAPTCHA

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

firmly believe you should be allowed to do a few victimless crimes a year if they’re funny enough

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared