Mikey P. 🧌

when I was born the doctors diagnosed me with clown syndrome 💯

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Geno Smith may need to play linebacker if he hits like this

[spooky zee🕷 @digita1zee]

last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere

[Michael Luo @AzianMike]

We must build more donut centers

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

The argument

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

What's the most attractive medicine a man can take, the CVS near me had two baddies working the counter

[UinMiami @UinMiami]

Cmon man 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[кєνιи ℓυνν @kluvv_4]

Man Tampa, Florida ain’t ah real place 😂😂😂

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Your team is down 1 point with 20 seconds left so you know what to do…

Steal the ball and score on YOUR OWN BASKET lmaooo 😂😂

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

and that’s why his name is Courage

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

They still got their fastball

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

I love the airport. Where else can you get a beer

[scary evil vampire @cicadaroots]

when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

I’m playing from the women’s tees tomorrow

[Gavin 🌲 @Gavin2Hell]

BLUE TEXAS BEFORE EMBIID ECF

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

“What was it like to be able to say retarded?”

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

we literally got blue texas before gta 6

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter

[Michael 🫗 @ITSMYKOL]

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

How many hoes in the room