Wes Kruse

You have more important things to do right now than be on Twitter.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[silvio dante’s inferno @postersmindset]

if alcohol is so bad for you then why does it stop my hands from shaking

[Keri Blakinger @keribla]

This explanation of how they got the story is bonkers https://t.co/NO8tegETD6

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

why WFH when you can WFTHETRAIN?

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

OBSESSION is lowkey problematic and possibly even dangerous because there’s no way Andy Richter’s music store is bringing in enough money to sustain that level of staffing and it sets an unrealistic expectation for small businesses owners when we put that on the big screen

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

scheduling this tweet on 2/11 for 90 days from now. hello from the past

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

@jk_rowling Oh my god, SHUT UP

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

We’re losing our third spaces

[Catino @CatinoWorld]

We got GTA 5 before GTA 6 that’s crazy

[rain @redactedrain]

To everyone who called me unc

Have fun in Tehran

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

For sale. One theremin. Never touched.

[🎄 Stephie Jay hoe era 🇲🇽 🇱🇧 @StephieTheLefty]

James Talarico 🤝 Santa Anna
crushing Crockett in Bexar

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Misha @drethelin]

You're absolutely right. When 99 red balloons go by, I should not scramble the jet fighters. That's entirely on me — and I apologize.