ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲.

*̲ ⠀⠀𐔌 ⠀ ׂdervish⠀⠀⠀ of⠀⠀⠀ 𝚓aundice⠀⠀⠀ ͟&.⠀⠀⠀ 𝚌rimson ⠀⠀⠀ with⠀⠀⠀ b̲i̲l̲e̲ ⠀⠀⠀ for ⠀⠀⠀ contrast.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

https://t.co/bYRto6gZzp

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

hot seat is a tv show —— my tv show. it got so many streams.

[worlds silliest catgirl!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🌷 @CHRRYBLXSSM_]

what's hot seat 😸

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

my fans —— you’re a ryde — or — die, obviously.

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

what the FUCK is a ryde-or-die .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

note : it definitely had everything to do with it.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

my disappearance for the last half month definitely does not have anything to do with it.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

my disappearance for the last half month definitely does not have anything to do with it.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

hot seat is on hiatus until further notice for a multitude of reasons. this is a terrible day for all my ryde — or — dies.

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟𝑠͟ᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

ᅠᅠᅠ
https://t.co/btqbgI6OuU
ᅠᅠᅠ

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

/ please consider donating to his family here if you can . https://t.co/bEMlc81nUF

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

/ there was a terrorist attack on a mosque in san diego that resulted in the loss of a brother in islam —— the heroic security guard , amin abdullah . may allah grant his soul the highest level of paradise . https://t.co/AMsbvcJyy6

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

i’m willing to let your ( when it happens ) wedding be the one event i will NOT purposefully initiate a fight with you at.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

i solemnly swear to behave.

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

unsurprisingly , i’ve also made the guest list . surprisingly , @_JACKRYDER will be invited .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

it’s not sad, it’s peaceful. quiet. pleasant.

in spite of any preconceptions, i prefer not to do anything for my birthday. a party or celebration never crossed my mind.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

such a change already? i’m flattered. i almost think you might even like my existence, even if just a little bit.

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

don’t get too comfortable ? too late for that .

i already changed your contact name from WORST REPORTER EVER , NEED JOKER TO BOMB HIS STUDIO to WORST REPORTER EVER .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

that was a clean save. you would never use the power of having my notifications on to attack me. neeeever.

as for my birthday, i didn’t do anything special. just bought myself a slice of cake and called it a day.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

definitely somewhere teetering between polite enemies and acquaintances. if you ask me.

don’t get too comfortable now.

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

i most certainly will . today’s date is going down in the history books , ryder . we went from mortal enemies to rivals to ( .. ) polite enemies . acquaintances , maybe .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

you knew it was my birthday?

whatever. it can be a normal coffee—greeting—thing, too. it doesn’t have to be a belated birthday coffee.

now i’m thinking too much about it. you did this, ‘vic.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

it’s a rarity that very few enjoy. savor being my verbally pronounced savior while you can.

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

that’s got to be the first and last time you’ll be saying that .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

#̲d⃣ellamores.

i need to be active and write with more folk; lmk if you’re interested in interactions !!!! bc i’m so down !!!!!

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

you’re not trying to suck up to me, are you?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

you are, quite literally, my savior.

[‍senior‍‍ ‍investigative‍‍ ‍reporter ,‍ ‍ ‍vale . @VlCTORlAVALE]

i have coffee .