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[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

13+ hours later, the police are investigating and Mikolaos Nichaloliakos’ tweet calling me a ‘monkey boy’ and making threats about ‘hanging’ are still live.

@Twitter @jack tell me racist abuse is not welcome on your platform.

You need to get so much faster at removing hate.

[JP @_JAP_]

@Pidgerzz Cash in hand boys are fuming

[JP @_JAP_]

Just seen you and the lads won’t be wearing masks in the shop next week because it’s actually a government mind control device and you refuse to conform.

[JP @_JAP_]

Had enough of these spice boys and their snide Louis Vuitton masks

[JP @_JAP_]

@Pidgerzz @wildingding Your house is attached to another house

[JP @_JAP_]

Hats off to the people that post every waking moment of their lives on their Snapchat and Instagram stories, must be really hard work.

[JP @_JAP_]

Just seen that you’re completely disregarding social distancing measures. Very cool.

[JP @_JAP_]

Just seen that you’ve shared yet another Google translate ‘roses are red...’ joke. Please share another, absolute peak humour.

[Baz @basil_96]

I hate bus drives there so old and miserable it's not my fault you got no GESE's

[JP @_JAP_]

Think that’s enough of the 30 day song challenge now

[JP @_JAP_]

So you’ve just posted 5 minutes worth of ‘guess the gibberish’ on your Instagram story.

[JP @_JAP_]

@jakelewiis Really enjoying all the weightlifters posting their elastic band workouts

[JP @_JAP_]

All it took was a global pandemic for people to start wanting to do some exercise

[JP @_JAP_]

Feel like pure shit, just want to fall down the steps to the dance floor in Junk one more time.

[MONKI @monki_dj]

If you are going to run a piece on it can people come up with more captivating content ideas or stories around International Womens Day instead of just asking female DJs to do a music chart. Appreciate the support, but it just feels like a box is getting ticked.

[JP @_JAP_]

@jakelewiis @Pidgerzz Still iconic

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Saints charged Spurs fans £10 for the match on Saturday.

Spurs are charging Saints fans £25 for the replay.

Just another piss-take.

[Niall Gray @NiallGray]

Every property show ever.

[Niall Gray @NiallGray]

Why was every school disco DJ like this